Dechristo

Yeah, he and my ex were a fertile pair. The reason we had four kids is because we didn't want five.

Is it legal to shoot posters who stray too far from ... ...oh, nevermind

That'd be nice, but it's possible only by personal mental state, not external conditions.

in the evidence room

reptillian brains are a little slow until they've warmed in the sun for awhile

stfu, n00b

get down

all of my kids were "out of the house" before they were eighteen. Two when they were sixteen. They wanted to get out of the sticks and into town. They were all... I hate to use the word "mature", but... they had all shown atypical smart judgment for their age, self-starters, had jobs at early ages. One of 'em graduated valedictorian with a two-year degree from the Junior College at eighteen. I know they're uncommonly smart because they think ahm da shizz

but, we want to feel safe. at least, right up to the moment of our untimely deaths

I want a handgun armed with anti-psychotic bullets

very

mission accomplished

I can't get any understanding

The general scratches his belly and thinks His pay is good but his officers stink Guerilla girl, hard and sweet A military man would love to meet The President looks in the mirror and speaks His shirts are clean but his country reeks Unpaid bills In Afghanistan hills Bombs away But we're O.K. Bombs away In old Bombay The general only wants to teach France to dance His army life doesn't give him any romance Guerilla girl, hard and sweet A military man would love to meet The general scratches his belly and thinks His pay is good but his company stinks Guerilla girl, hard and sweet A military man would love to meet Bombs away But we're O.K. Bombs away In old Bombay

STFU, d00b-n00b

There is another area of concern for parents. Depending on the parents, it's a factor of anywhere from 1% to 99%, but it's their concerns for their own embarassment when their kid does something fucked-up. The more a parent defends their child on the basis of "Johnny/Suzy would never do something like that", the more this factor appears to be present...unless, they're simply clueless dumbfucks. This is complete bullshit and potential embarrassment never factors into my interactions with my kids...if that was the case this stupid site would be my undoing more times than not... are you a parent???? I think not, but i may be wrong... I've raised four of 'em. I think you're in for some surprises.

Eight year anniversary of Columbine shootings, but all the students there, now, were in elementary school then. It's just a normal school, nowadays.

probably not the best of times for the "bring out your dead" quote

I sat at the front of the short bus

or Sing Sing

Under the circumstances stated, I have no problem with Ivan, or any instructor at a public school, examining an iPod that is being toyed with by a student during the time of instruction.

"Happy Accidents", a fun film

There is another area of concern for parents. Depending on the parents, it's a factor of anywhere from 1% to 99%, but it's their concerns for their own embarassment when their kid does something fucked-up. The more a parent defends their child on the basis of "Johnny/Suzy would never do something like that", the more this factor appears to be present...unless, they're simply clueless dumbfucks.