Dechristo

I only smell like I've risen from the dead

...and Kevbone has reported to procreate = de-evolution

if there is a God

you hope

"we could be off-route"

missing link?

No, you're simply telling that Grammar's house was a "gas station"

...after a fashion

kevbone has seemed to prove you wrong there

it should've been: "the nicotine-addicted, climbing-dirtbag, voice-in-your-head while in the mountains, Jesus troll?"

your spelling and grammar give me indigestion

the nicotine-addicted, climbing-dirtbag, Jesus troll?

Upon reaching the summit of Serra V for the fifth ascent and discovering no writing implement in the summit registry, my partner, Syudla, asked, "do you have a pencil in your pocket?"

the inordinate amount of energy expended in trying to booty stuck cams

sympathy troll

not more, just different

must be the interference from the peaks causing signals to cross

"I gotta har-ar-arrr, ar-ar-arrrt, full o' soul."

JEEEEZZUSSSSS! ...I forgot about de jesus

aye, scotsmen know the good of it. de-sensitizes the cap of ye prick so ye haren't salutin' every touch... ...and, besides, ye never know when the opportunity will present itself to throw the front of yer kilt on a comely sheep's back!

Chimps haven't evolved near as much as humans. They hain't got no aromatherapy or espresso.

I like screwing more than head

follow Horace Greeley's advice

I like the mystical shit that happens to me. Like, when a voice in my head tells me "E.T., phone home".

Looks like Nick Nolte gained a few hundred