Dechristo

I met her in a club down in old Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version: Coca-Cola] See-oh-el-aye cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola Well I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said dear boy won't you come home with me Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me Well that's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my Lola La-la-la-la Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola La-la-la-la Lola Well I left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man Well I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

ahhhh...future living

You mean like: From his full TR .

Bonanza, bitch. What was the name of Lorne Greene's Top 40 hit?

The Rifleman

Have Gun Will Travel

Since you have difficulty recognizing intelligence, I don't know if I can trust you with knowing "Stupid".

I wish. Probably 30% of those miles are dirt road. Most of the rest on some of the most awesome asphalt country roads anywhere...I often drive ten miles without seeing another vehicle. Very enjoyable driving.

Ozzie and Harriet.

ROY ROGERS, BITCH!!!1

fuckin' Yancey Derringer Johnny Yuma

Fuck. You haven't touched shit. Flash Gordon. The Lone Ranger. What about Lassie, bitch, with June Campbell. And that snotnose, Timmy. 'Kin "Clutch Cargo and Paddlefoot". That alien in a dog, Rin Tin Tin. Mouseketeers - checkin' to see who was cute...and lookin' for the bumps in the girls' sweaters. Fuckin' My Friend Flicka (no, not actually coitus with the colt). I think that was my sister's show. Heckle and Jekyll. The early Our Gang comedies with pouty-lipped Jackie Cooper, Schoolteacher Miss McGillicutty, Buckwheat, and Petey the Dog. Tom Terrific and his wonderdog Manfred. Popeye. All the different bullshit lame marionette shows. You can move into the early mod' animation with that Rocket Boy from Japan and Johnny Quest. ...I'm just gettin' started here embarassing how much TV I watched

Your "loc:" boasts "squeezin one out". You do know most locations you shouldn't be doin' that? Like, the sink, the bed, ...you know

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Poor Kev. Gettin' a chubby and all worked up by a fat dude's ass... ...not that there's anything wrong with that...

Richard Pryor had a great routine about this happening to his father. Richard Pryor: 'My Daddy died while having sex with a beautiful, eighteen-year-old girl. At his funeral, people were comin' up to me sayin', "oh, I'm so sorry." "oh, this is so terrible." "oh, the poor man." WHAT THE FUCK! If you had to choose how you were goin' to die between gettin' hit by a bus or bein' fucked to death, which would you choose? I know I'd be in that loooooong motherfuckin' line.'

and you thought climbing was dangerous .

Cindy, Can you provide a link on the web for more on this?

Hell, I've got near that many miles on an '03.

Kev, that's a dude

I'd have guessed your piehole

no wonder you're so proud of his climbing abilities

evidently you don't give satisfying "happy endings"