Dechristo

I can't remember where I read it, but a physician stated there is a 100% chance of developing prostate cancer for those who have received vasectomies and who live long enough, not dying from another malady.

slump test?

like this POTD A deliberate, open, ambiguous set-up for anyone to nab. The straight man never gets any cred

In the U.S., what would a mandatory surrender of any type of weapon look like?

you got ripped

Being in a major league ballpark is great.

I'd go but I'd have to drive, like, sixteen hundred quadrillion miles first

Interesting that I was just ruminating on this fact yesterday. A dude from around here and some buddies decided to unfurl a banner (opps, free speech not allowed, nor are guns allowed in China) at Everest Basecamp, Tibet. They got lucky and only spent 15 days without regular sleep, food or water in a Chinese jail. The banner was only requesting freedom for Tibetians. It said "One World, One Dream, Free Tibet 2008" . Sorry, no guns: no free speech. Crime to think incorrect thoughts. news link I saw that on the news too. DC doesn't care he's a liberal freak with no critical thought. nonetheless, not giving credit where it's due on a quote is dishonest Do you see the irony in your posting that statement in reply to Ivan...now, after the fact?

Looks like they were a little late in making the helmet mandatory.

To at least keep you from walking into poles, do you have an escort for your pedestrian activities?

...and, you are the worst offender for unattributed quotes on this site.

By the time you got to this point and read this sentence, you simply nodded your head while your lips moved, didn't ya?

Have another cup of coffee, Raindawg. Then, re-read Jnut and Scott's posts that you might arrive at a different criticism; one of comprehension.

He was asked to remove it and leave it there in the interest of public safety.

Quit making fun of their disabilities.

God this annoys me. "Well said."

six eggs and saliva-ed turkey? Muffy, just what the hell is saliva-ed turkey?!!!1 sliced Dearest Muff, I knew what you do you apparently need a muffy to english dictionary too

six eggs and saliva-ed turkey? Muffy, just what the hell is saliva-ed turkey?!!!1

now we're getting somewhere

where do we send the bills for his schoolin'?

Did you - do you - baste him more beyond his own administrations?

Are you sure you're not only a little confused? Like, those white lines are on your dashboard and it's your nose "walking through" them?

Honey, did you go back to school to learn "computer key-punch" in hopes of changing careers?

...I mean, pre-eminent periodicals?

Did you ever get anything for those quotes in the various sad rags?