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Dechristo

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  1. You mean like: From his full TR .
  2. Bonanza, bitch. What was the name of Lorne Greene's Top 40 hit?
  3. The Rifleman
  4. Have Gun Will Travel
  5. Since you have difficulty recognizing intelligence, I don't know if I can trust you with knowing "Stupid".
  6. I wish. Probably 30% of those miles are dirt road. Most of the rest on some of the most awesome asphalt country roads anywhere...I often drive ten miles without seeing another vehicle. Very enjoyable driving.
  7. Ozzie and Harriet.
  8. ROY ROGERS, BITCH!!!1
  9. fuckin' Yancey Derringer Johnny Yuma
  10. Fuck. You haven't touched shit. Flash Gordon. The Lone Ranger. What about Lassie, bitch, with June Campbell. And that snotnose, Timmy. 'Kin "Clutch Cargo and Paddlefoot". That alien in a dog, Rin Tin Tin. Mouseketeers - checkin' to see who was cute...and lookin' for the bumps in the girls' sweaters. Fuckin' My Friend Flicka (no, not actually coitus with the colt). I think that was my sister's show. Heckle and Jekyll. The early Our Gang comedies with pouty-lipped Jackie Cooper, Schoolteacher Miss McGillicutty, Buckwheat, and Petey the Dog. Tom Terrific and his wonderdog Manfred. Popeye. All the different bullshit lame marionette shows. You can move into the early mod' animation with that Rocket Boy from Japan and Johnny Quest. ...I'm just gettin' started here embarassing how much TV I watched
  11. Your "loc:" boasts "squeezin one out". You do know most locations you shouldn't be doin' that? Like, the sink, the bed, ...you know
  12. * * * Edit:reply in Spray Forum * * *
  13. Poor Kev. Gettin' a chubby and all worked up by a fat dude's ass... ...not that there's anything wrong with that...
  14. Richard Pryor had a great routine about this happening to his father. Richard Pryor: 'My Daddy died while having sex with a beautiful, eighteen-year-old girl. At his funeral, people were comin' up to me sayin', "oh, I'm so sorry." "oh, this is so terrible." "oh, the poor man." WHAT THE FUCK! If you had to choose how you were goin' to die between gettin' hit by a bus or bein' fucked to death, which would you choose? I know I'd be in that loooooong motherfuckin' line.'
  15. and you thought climbing was dangerous .
  16. Cindy, Can you provide a link on the web for more on this?
  17. Hell, I've got near that many miles on an '03.
  18. Kev, that's a dude
  19. I'd have guessed your piehole
  20. no wonder you're so proud of his climbing abilities
  21. evidently you don't give satisfying "happy endings"
  22. denotative, connotative, or speculative?
  23. I can attest to this. My personal recipe for this particular gastric eruption (in chronological order): two bottles of Corona one shot of Wild Turkey one shot of Crown eight jiggers of Jaeger drain the last 1 1/2 inches directly from Jaeger bottle recipe must be accomplished in one hour's time
  24. or "speach"
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