Marriage - such a quaint notion fostered in an attempt to raise the cohabitation and mating of humans above that of crude lower animals. I have my doubts all humans are rightly monoganous.
Lots of fun stuff if you go with themes as Jay has suggested: Shakespeare (or names from one work), Latin names for body parts, movie or cartoon references.
Maybe combine for Pun's sake: Uvular Bells Exorcism.
The bill ...would also give the foreign intelligence court a role in approving, in advance, “basket” or “umbrella” warrants for bundles of overseas communications, according to a Congressional official.
Just like that, eh?
Even if the brilliance of the change can readily be determined to be of low luster, I wonder if this light bulb can be so easily unscrewed.