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larrythellama

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  1. actually i am sitting on the couch with me feet up, drinking coffee, watching it snow and tending the fire. the only thing i am bitter about is the fact that i have no bacon to go with my eggs.
  2. blue 23 blue 23 ready set hike. "on 2nites sports recap we return the battle ground of the armchair mtneer. as we all know this is a playing field for the only most cold hearted and bloated pale office worker. where one can lash out and attempt to throw their half cocked little experienced emotionally driven opinion all the way home. who here has lead something other then incredible hand crack at the creek, i think that i can count only a few folks. 1. wrong size gear 2. dirty cams 3. inexperience with sandstone 4. endurance 5. technique 6. shoddy belaying skills having a helmet on is inmaterial in this discussion. freedom of the hills, not the opinion of unknowledgeable. i wish i was an expert. i wish i was an expert. i wish i was an expert.
  3. rude-e reading comprehension son.....reading comprehension. go to hell midget office dweller
  4. who would have thought that the local people and the govenment would want to profit from the over use of their lands. climbers=selfish children
  5. yawn
  6. when i was young i thought chongo to be cool, he had some good advice, but sadly his mind is going faster then an indy car. now he is a delusional rambler with nothing better to do then take up space in the center of the universe and bum beer and weed from noobs.
  7. crazy thing is that the only way pope or dwyaner would be able to climb dana's arch is if it was a via ferrata.
  8. that story gets scarier and scarier each time.
  9. without an amga or uiamga cert you are nothing but a wannabe. the guides in america are a laughable bunch compared to the professionals in europe. other requirments: ill fitting kavu hat the ability to relate to things/climbs you have never done the desire to climb dumb and boring routes kissing some motherfuckers ass for a few extra bucks talking about guiding non-stop guiding on snow in a maritime climate is about as dumb as it gets. good luck and have funk
  10. icebreakers merino wool clothing is better anyways
  11. i think mistere has burnout syndrome and now feels the need to live through others. wow free shit mike, say hi! to deano at the next gucci ambassadors meeting!
  12. there is no reason to rap this route anyways. i do not know why people like to rappell so much? one should always walk off as it tends to be more safe. i will always clean all webbing off a route that does not need it. the mounties and boealps leaving trash everywhere.
  13. i am kinda over all this. you went climbing nice! the world is no better because of it and apprently you outlined some points where you left it worse and the "TOOL" called you on it. that i find hilairous! guns and the internet the way to manage publis lands! think of all the other rad people in the world who dont need to stroke themselves....if one really wanted to be a sumarai he would go through life proud but silent.
  14. especially with those tape mits!
  15. he still climbs? whoa!
  16. rumor has it, that the bolt was placed to make guiding the route easier. cbs, the bolt has NOT always been there
  17. why not just climb thru to the better stance and just leave the rock and history alone?
  18. your best bet is to head east to yakima and then south, cross the river at burns and then drive to pdx.
  19. mike didnt scope the route...he was just allowed to come along.
  20. i can just see his skinny balding self driving down i5 at 58mph rapping along to nwa.
  21. great route...no need to bivi....
  22. a sunset walk with the wife and pup........
  23. larrythellama

    Lance!

    one thing i learned about lance is that he really does not ride the professional circuit, just pretty much trains for the tour and few other races.
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