magellan

'Magic'? Is that what you call it? How do you sponsor an implant?

Every year Americans get a little fatter and a little lazier. Why would you walk uphill when you could sit on a jetski? Why would you drive six hours roundtrip to climb for six hours, when you could cruise the costco samples, watch football, and eat at frickin mcdonalds? The population is getting older. I noticed I am in the biggest percentage of that census breakdown.

Even Twight wouldn't be caught in those pants!

Jr prom, here I come! I hope my date is ready for all this swellness!

Since Dru was killed in that gangland-style execution, you are now climbing your way to the very mufftop of posters.

My new bumpersticker...I Like Oly! Sushi, WTF?

Canadian beavers have been known to gnaw there own sacks off when cornered.

Red M&M looks fun, what's the rating?

ALL state parks will be free again next month.

Same here. Everything I've ever put out has disappeared, sometimes before the 'free' sign is on it.

Yes, but can it power my house and/or car?

Took my dad hiking about six years ago. His crap shoes cost him a toenail. It grew back, eventually. We never did go hike again.

Natural Resources officers suspect the beaver was working hard, got tired, had a nap, and then got trapped when the temperature dropped overnight. With no obvious injuries, the beaver is back to being busy again.

I'll take the winking boy kitty with the bunny where his brain should be.

Is 'Sausageposter' taken?

I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

Mods can be bribed. I heard one likes jello a lot!

Reregister with a different avatar.

Clowns are pasty white, so that suit is not flesh colored.

Got to admire the willpower. It's been almost 24 hours with no Druspray. I'm starting to dry out. In fact, I'm feeling fresher by the minute.

For 16.7 mil, they could have thrown in some pants. Damn, he looks happy. He's obviously not American, no belly.

I will gladly send you Dru's 30000th post, gift wrapped, for a Mariepranatoof picture.

For Sloane, wouldn't the bedal creek road still be the best or at least safest access?

Are you retired? Or just really tired?