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KaskadskyjKozak

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  1. buttlickers
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    Jury duty

    Someone I know got called up and ended up being in the room where perspective jurors were questioned by the lawyers. One guy sat down, took a look at the plaintiff, pointed, and said "that guy over there looks guilty as hell!". The judge went ballistic and chewed the guy out... but let him go.
  3. settle down, Beavis
  4. If they'll nice they'll wait until after the holidays... letting everybody worry about them over the holidays is much kinder I was laid off once on December 15 (the profit wasn't as large as they'd hoped!) , and once on January 7 (the company was going down the tubes) It can come at anytime for any reason. Plan on it. yep. or for no discernible reason at all.
  5. Darn, I thought this thread would be about eating shrooms and listening to the Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  6. having nightmares about Room 101 again, Winston?
  7. don't count on it. I once had a Christmas surprise - laid off Dec 23rd as a part of a site closure. It was all about the balance sheet.
  8. he's got more of his toes left than I expected. I thought he had lost 7 toes... looks like just some tips.
  9. every time I am offline from this list, I get a phantom pain but, wait, I have the same pain when I am on it.
  10. If I was from Enumclaw, I'd be able to spell it. there's a serious flaw in that logic
  11. what catches tvashie's eye I'm sensing a little fixation, here. Just go with it, Krakatoa. Let it out. Or should I say, take it in? (I'll autograph that photo for you if you want. You little groupie, you) Krakatoa, Tvashtar Catena, ... seems you're the one fixated on dirty, muddy holes.
  12. you will not weasel out of it so easy: what catches tvashie's eye
  13. Oh, CocoKrispies, you're just mad cuz I've got still got your lunch money. Technical question: Is the tub warm or cold? Seems like reality would not live up to expectation either way. Tvashie: you need to change your sig quote. You're too busy looking at the pillow you're biting to see any stars.
  14. did you get his John HanCock?
  15. you are right. tvashie is definitely the type into "water sports"
  16. or that they will suddenly, inevitably "snap" some day
  17. you incorrigable tease. So what's the scandal today? Its' way too slow here today not to find out. let's guess: every time she walked into a meeting a coworker turned on a CD player with Sir Mix Alot.
  18. you mean the polo team. giddie up!
  19. now we know what team tvashtarkatena plays on
  20. now I see why you're so mad at Hot Carl.
  21. furtively out of the flask stashed in the file cabinet? I like your thinking! He got that idea from watching WKRP in Cincinnati.
  22. Yes. Like Olyclimber: link you have never had a drink with me, have you? Nalyvajmo!
  23. Yes. Like Olyclimber: link
  24. Ah, to be young and drunk again. Old and drunk works too. Sweet. I'm there. "I suggest you drink heavily"
  25. F*** corporate America. I totally agree. But I am actually referring to the government sector I am at right now. F*** the government sector too.
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