That's funny in an eerie sort of way. I've been saying that myself before every rap (just the first clause, though) for 20+ years now. It makes me pause and think a bit before I commit my weight to the anchor. Plus, if I do die, at least people know what to put on my tombstone.
"Here lies Sobo. My, how he hated rappelling."
Amen, bro. I always prefer downclimbing when feasible. Rappelling sucks.