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Boycott France

Funny how a slightly different forecast page says 21 inches tonight. Either way, this might call for a little dawn patrol this week.

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Under the Vista Bridge? A guy landed next to my mom as she was driving under the thing about 10 years ago.

Nothing like a thread on sexual frustration to bring out the sprayers in force!

There's no man in your canoe? You poor, poor girl.

There are a couple on the Portland team. And they play in Seattle pretty often

In college there was a fat guy running around in his tighty-whiteys for a bit at a game. Outran a couple of security guards and just kind of stopped by the end zone. Another security guard was feeling heroic and tackled the shit out the poor bastard. Everybody booed the guard. Streakers are good entertainment.

Nice work, copping an attitude with balls of meat/testosterone with legs.

Btw, does my avatar look like it's in fast forward to everyone else too?

Wow. I never knew Chuck Norris punched a girl. I guess I didn't read the facts thread closely enough. I'd denounce this, but then he'd kick my ass.

thank you Dr Phil. Time to get real I agree with Carl. My mom sent me to a psychologist in middle school, and it was stupid. I was just a typical teenager and didn't get on ritalin or anti-depressants. But there's just as good of a chance that he might be depressed. If you go to a family therapist (especially one that your son might respect or look up to i.e. a cool, young guy) and have both group sessions and 1 on 1 sessions something good might happen. Or you could do what I did and just stare at the psych's nostrils all day and nothing bad will come out of it. But what the hell do I know? I'm neither a teenager nor a parent, but young enough to remember how it was.

Overbearing parents can be as big a pain in the ass as neglectful ones. If he's a teenager, he probably just wants some space and for you to leave him alone. Probably sucks for you, but that's what I wanted at that age. Oh yeah, and make him get a full time summer job. It'll make him appreciate his leisure time quite a bit more.

If you don't get into snow and/or mudwallowing sports (skiing, mtn biking, etc) in the fall-spring, you will probably shoot yourself.

I do the same thing with the K-Y.

What's a fuckball party?

Where the hell are her gaiters?

Cassin

I think they have a 15% discount for sex industry workers. You can claim you're a "consultant" and show them pictures of your dungeon .

I've never made pasties before. I buy them at Spartacus. I LOVE that place!! Best shop in Portland. Whoah! Missed this one. Yup, Spartacus rules. I bought a lucha libre mask there in high school. I also have their t-shirt.

You're almost as old as my dad

You guys all postal workers or something? I'm working Monday

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You need option: I'm not allowed within 1/4 mile of grade schools, so I wouldn't know.