Camilo

That's some sketchy shit to be eating.

They were spying on everyone!!! Don't you get it? This is a police state! Okay, international communications originating from or coming into the U.S.

No, Gaper Jeffey did it

Congrats on the new addition! I felt like shit this morning, I think it's because I gave Layton a bite of my burger. Never again.

There's no sense in getting too mad/offended at what people say just because they're ignorant. My older brother and I have a different biological father than my two younger brothers. We've never considered ourselves "step" brothers, but once somebody said "oh, you're their step brother?" It was really weird for me to hear this, but that's how people think. And indignant correction would've just made me come across as a hothead. A gentle correction just seems much better to me. On that note, congrats on the new daughter Sobo! My coworker and his wife are at the end of the process and are looking to travel to China this summer sometime to pick up their daughter. And, my mom was in Vietnam and ran into a French lady who had been in the country for 4 months getting the runaround trying to adopt a child

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Fixed the title, I'll try to make it.

I'm just popping in here to say that John Frieh rocks for taking total newbs out on ice. He and Doug Hutchinson took me out on the Elliot a few months back, and it looks like he's still taking people out. That combined with drytool/climbing night, he's doing a hell of a lot for getting local climbers strong on ice/mixed

Well then, you took my advice! I thought you sounded more relaxed.

Well, I wasn't going to suggest this advanced technique until he mastered the first one.

You should give masturbation a try.

Turn up your speakers! Touch me here (work safe)

I'm much funnier in person. But people tell me my resemblance to my avatar is striking!

Thanks Carl, I just came to with a punctured tongue and still at work.

Do they do have a hooker corpse disposal service/alibi package?

I can honestly say that I've never gotten nailed from behind, skier or snowboarder. My undignified injury did happen to my ass, though. Freshman year spring break I went to Whistler with my friend and his dad. His dad's friend bet that nobody would drink a whole bottle of Habanero hot sauce called "Fear Itself" for $20. Well, $20 would've paid for a few poor college student's meals, or half a lift ticket so I was game. I had to drink it over the course of the meal, but I figured I should get it over with early. I didn't eat my dinner, as it felt like my intestines were slowly dissolving. I was also up all night pooping lava. Not fun.

Lots of exclamation marks, of course!

Who crapped on your back?

Brushing off some random person's opinions of avy conditions isn't the smartest thing to do. That person could know an awful lot more about avy conditions than you do. The best thing to do, in my humble opinion, is to ask why they're giving that particular assessment. If they give you some good reasons, you can add that to your own observations and let it help you make your decision. If they spout off some crap like "it just snowed a lot," then you should ignore them. Just my 2 cents.

A Manhattan Transfer.

Yeah, sorry about that. We just don't care.

I'll do my best to deflect some of the poo flying Gary's way: In fifth grade, I got 5th place in the Oregon State Spelling Bee. Suck it!

Tip of the iceberg my friend... you're already looking at 3-4 months of math jokes *if* you stop now... keep this up and you're looking at a year... maybe longer of random spray on anything you post. Welcome to my world I was thinking that this was taking a NOLSe route myself! And Gary, you're not biting a troll. You're digging a hole. There's a difference.

Powder Magazine interviewed Lowell and Gordy. Haven't read the whole thing yet, but here it is: http://powdermag.com/carl-skoog/ RIP.