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They had a threesome with LoverBear.

With the_Nodder.

BTW, it's still not that bad, but there is better. Did she have a snug bottom?

In the version I heard, it was high school.

or.....

Runners are hotter. Cyclists are lycra-clad weanies.

Nope, there are women my age with 3 kids!

Dear President Bush, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? (I'm pretty sure she's a virgin). 3. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 4. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? How can I help you here? 5. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Aren't there 'degrees' of abomination? 6. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? 7. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 8. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 9. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread--(cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. It must be really great to be on such close terms with God and his son, ... even better than you and your own Dad, eh?

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Show us the weirdest ad you can find posted on craigslist. This is the sorta thing that I'm talking about... http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/49077258.html I will buy the winner a at pub club...offer expires 11/22.

sorry.

How does it work on arms?

Happy Birthday Hannah!

I confess..I once staged a fake interview as a practical joke against a colleague...we had the guy light a candle with a torch, play with action figures, eat kim chee, and yes--take a few calls on his cell phone. He told the interviewer he had to "make it snappy" because he was parked in an illegal spot. We got the whole thing on video tape too. The poor guy doing the interview was sooo relieved that the guy was a fake--he'd been told it was the CEO's college buddy.

I'm about to go on a job interview...so humor me...what was your worst interview--either as interviewer or interviewee? My mom once interviewed someone who left a puddle of urine on the seat when he left...but someone's gotta be able to top that...

I'm not suggesting that their entire voting system should be borrowed...but I kind of like the idea of mandatory voting--why is voting any different than paying taxes or serving on juries? Why is it considered acceptable that so many Americans don't vote? As CBS points out, republicans have no problem with the govt regulating even the most private aspects of our lives...

I like the long walks on the beach and romantic candle light dinners.

I was just chatting with my cubemate, an Australian, who says that voting is mandatory in Ausralia. You can opt to not fill out your ballot or doodle on it or rip it up or whatever, but you have to submit something or you get fined about $60. Discuss.

That looks like the 520 bridge by Foster Island?

Thinker, it's about time you changed that avatar photo.

Tim Horton's works for me.

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Read it. Just replace George III with George II. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

even better It's time for a divorce. Conveniently enough, most of the blue states are connected to Canada. It is time to turn the tables and leave the south to become the theocratic third world nation that it seeks. The United States is broken. I say that we join Canada and leave the south to revert back to the Confederate States of America.