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Yeah, but match.com costs like $20/month. From what I've seen, most climbers are too cheap for that.

It's clear we need a dating forum.

Try an Otter Suit

I once got pulled over for making a left turn on a yellow....unfortunately I did not have my license on me...I got off just by being honest and saying, "yeah, I wasn't thinking, I should have waited." Another time I was honest about speeding and it did me no good.

I grew up in NYC...didn't learn to drive till I was 25. I've only had for a little over a year!

everyone's done it...how did you manage to? Yesterday on the way to Index I got pulled over for expired tabs. I explained that I had tried to renew them online but that my computer crashed, which was true. Unfortunately I did not have the registration in my car. I've only been driving for a few years, so frankly I did not even know what the paper looked like. I kept asking the cop "What does the registration look like?" I handed him a lot of papers, included the insurance card and receipts from a garage and kept asking "Is this it? Is this it?" I think he thought I was from Mars...Not the best method, but hey it spared me a ticket.

Speaking of pet peeves, people dressed up in animal suits have always annoyed me.

Today I sat for a half an hour in traffic behind someone with a George Bush bumper sticker. That peeved me.

I bought a hip pack, but rarely use it. Personally I think wearing a camelback or hip pack is more of a nuissance, although I don't run more than 10 miles at a time, so I find drinking water before and carrying a bottle is enough. Cheaper too.

Sly Phoebe...

*someone* on this site must have a decent portaledge story that would be appropriate...

Nothings hotter than a whiney guy.

1.) Rude children 2.) Dog haters 3.) People who don't hold the elevator 4.) Getting stuck on an airplane seat that doesn't recline 5.) Boomers

good call. I just delted 142.

I just got a pair of G10 "wide" 'poons from Marmot. The're made for teleboots and work like a champ. I wouldn't want to lead any WI5s with them but for your run of the mill slogs they work well. Light too.

When you ponder what avatar to log in as...

You ask what aisle at Whole Foods the horsecock is in...

How do you exaggerate a death? Kinda like being pregant -- either you are or you ain't... Is the otter pregnant? Oh my god.

Mike, I'm looking for a climbing partner too. I'm pretty sure I can remember the brake hand stuff they taught me in the Vertical World 2-hour climbing class (Not to toot my own but I did get my belay card after only three tries.) Btw: you forgot to mention your height, weight and shoe size.

Thanks guys, a bubble tea, heaps of guacamole, scrambled eggs and lots of did the trick. I'll drink to that.

What's a good cure?

Uh oh, I have desired my neighbor's otter, and his steaksauce. I am ashamed.

Y'all should read Naked by David Sedaris for a really funny glimpse into nudist life...

If I say I'm gunna come, but don't, will Gary flame me again? Wait, he's out of the country so I should be safe.