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Dammit, you didn't give me enough time!

Burly chicks are hot. And beer, don't forget the beer. What the hell more could you possibly want? Eh?

C'mon up, we need more young people! Population is getting to top-heavy. Lots of jobs!

You guys actually open your spam?? How's your 'puter runnin?!

minus 2 in Hope. Hey, this link is updating itself!!!

I left my brand new guidebook at my friend's house last night. The lady at valhalla in squamish said they are selling fast, so get 'em while you can!! (How big was the run, by the way?)

And then cold for the rest of the week. Interesting to see what this does!

Here is Fern leading in her secret area. It was a beautiful waterfall and area, slightly wet today! Fern put in one screw for the whole pitch, about 6 meters above where she is here. Then we walked around in the woods looking for more waterfalls, waterfalls so secret even Fern wasn't sure where they were! We started the day looking for A Scottish Tale, but it was dry. Seriously though, thanks for a fun day Fern!

Wiping tears from my eyes, I thank you!

Thanks for the link, I sent him an email.

We climbed the first couple rope lengths, it is in easy, fun shape, though thin enough that people may need some stubbies to protect it well, and a file for picks afterward! We didn't go all the way to the final, steeper bit, so I can't comment, sorry.

This is Della Falls. I just got off the phone with Bruce at Ark resort. He tells me that it is frozen all the way down, and that the lake is open to boats (he will taxi people down there for 95 dollars each) and that there is not much snow, so avy hazard may be low. Anyone up for an adventure?!!

Hey Dru, is "easy intro" the ice right off the highway about 1 km west of where you parked? If not, what is that?

Do Americans know who Ian Tyson is?

Two hillbillies walk into a bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They are standing at the bar drinking their beers and talking about current cattle prices when all of a sudden a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, begins to choke. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The women violently shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" the other asks. The women doesn't answer begins to turn blue. The hillbilly then runs up behind her, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tounge all over her ass in a circular motion until finally the woman becomes shocked and it send her into a violent spasm and the obstruction flys from her mouth. As she begins to breathe, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. The other hillbilly says to his friend, "Ya know? I'd heard of that there HIND LICK MANEUVER, but, I aint ever seen nobody do it.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

Angus was drunkenly reeling his way home early one morning, and when drowsiness overtook him he crawled to the grass along the lane and passed out. A few hours later, two bonny lasses on their way to school happened by. Giggling, they decided peek under the snoring scot's kilt to see if the rumours were true. Lo and behold, after much tittering and shshing they slide his hem up to see that indeed, the man is wearing nothing but his kilt. One girl has the clever idea of attaching her hair ribbon to the man's penis as a joke, and manages to do so without waking him up. Laughing outrageously, the girls skip off to school and some hours later Angus awakes. He yawns and stretches, and as anyone must after a night of drinking, faces the ditch and relieves his overworked bladder. He bleerily looks down to notice the ribbon, chuckles and says, "Well lad, I surely can't recall where you got to last night, but I'm pleased to see you won first prize!"

Especially appropriate in ice-climbing season "It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools"

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Yeah, actually I had plans to go up to squamish area on a notion tomorrow. Unless someone wants to do THE GIFT!!! Am I sounding obsessed yet? By the way, what's Bridal falls like for climbing? Ever been in there?

Home?!?! Soloing?!?!?!?!? Let's go do the Gift! THE GIFT!!! I'll drive. My tires suck, but if we get stuck I'll pull you on a toboggan if you'll come and climb the bloody thing with me!!

No, I think he's trying to keep you out of the ditch. Although highwaycams show the visisbility isn't toooo bad! Should I throw on the chains and go pull stemalot's jeep out?

yikes! Did you ski to the grocery store?

Maybe the other way is better... link