archenemy

Women already know this.

Here is one of the many cool things that come with age: Looks don't matter so much anymore! Guy has a gut? Who cares? A little hair growing out of his ears? So what? Has a crooked smile? So? The awesome thing about wrinkles, sun spots, and scars is that they show character. The most sexually attractive thing about a man? He is good in bed (and that means he is actually paying attention to his partner, has an emotional life, and doesn't yell out his own name when he comes). This information does not come as a surprise to anyone over 30 who has a heartbeat.

That's it! Yer good.

um, it's healthier?

It thinks I am male 10 out of 10. Hmmmm. Strange.

I heard this getting talked about a lot on the radio. There is a local goat herder person who does this. I thought I remembered that the business was a clever name--lemme think on it and see if I can remember. The city used the service and said it worked well.

both puns intended.

yes. i'm clever like that.

my ass never changes size in the downward direction. It can still be grabbed pretty easily. Of course, I am also one of those feminist sluts who dared to have more that one relationship during college--so caveat emptor!

Baseball is lame. Hockey rules.

Whoooo hoooo! Let's get down with our bad selves! I finally lost 6 lbs, so I can't eat too much pasta; but I can build it!

Heavens, I am out of the fold again.

for lunch?

I want that.

Agreed. If my neighbors can't produce a quality product for a competitive price, then I don't need to buy more McD's food for them.

kinky

beer will help that weak heel.

link-clicker linkliker

What is that in the front of the pic? A samsonite? car battery? microwave? what the hell is it?

Step into my Orgasmatron...

I connect using full-body magneto stretchy form suction . See attached.

The Sloop has cider. BTW: I was parked in the lot next to them when I got towed, so if we have pub club there, don't park in the lot next to the. But count me in--I love that place.

Shitbag.

I keep thinking the smilie is going to do something else; but it doesn't. You me and the dwarf ought to go out for lunch this week!