archenemy

And that was why he was smiling while walking down the marriage aisle.

Pretty lucky to be named after men's underwear.

Good point.

personalizing a discussion, bringing in family members, and in general people who can't defend themselves on the site: Wait a minute! If you aren't allowed to take pot shots at people who can't defend themselves, we have to remove about three fourths of the threads on this site. Including all the ones about politicians. That would suck.

Right buddy. And "Oh God" doesn't count.

Silvertips are fun to watch.

Silvertips are fun to watch.

Mine goes up to 11. And when all else fails, pepper a virulent rant with expletives and references to coping mechanisms to deal with unfortunate consequences of oral s*x....right KKK? Why do you use an asterisk as if oral sex is a bad word? Strange.

Women already know this.

Here is one of the many cool things that come with age: Looks don't matter so much anymore! Guy has a gut? Who cares? A little hair growing out of his ears? So what? Has a crooked smile? So? The awesome thing about wrinkles, sun spots, and scars is that they show character. The most sexually attractive thing about a man? He is good in bed (and that means he is actually paying attention to his partner, has an emotional life, and doesn't yell out his own name when he comes). This information does not come as a surprise to anyone over 30 who has a heartbeat.

That's it! Yer good.

um, it's healthier?

It thinks I am male 10 out of 10. Hmmmm. Strange.

I heard this getting talked about a lot on the radio. There is a local goat herder person who does this. I thought I remembered that the business was a clever name--lemme think on it and see if I can remember. The city used the service and said it worked well.

both puns intended.

yes. i'm clever like that.

my ass never changes size in the downward direction. It can still be grabbed pretty easily. Of course, I am also one of those feminist sluts who dared to have more that one relationship during college--so caveat emptor!

Baseball is lame. Hockey rules.

Whoooo hoooo! Let's get down with our bad selves! I finally lost 6 lbs, so I can't eat too much pasta; but I can build it!

Heavens, I am out of the fold again.

for lunch?

I want that.

Agreed. If my neighbors can't produce a quality product for a competitive price, then I don't need to buy more McD's food for them.

kinky

beer will help that weak heel.