archenemy

Have they already moved you to the basement office?

The Climber's Bible from Chock it up Press...

Right on! I will hang out with my wang out and rock on. WooHooo

Better too long than coming up short.

Why are astroids called astroids and hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?

Sperm spew?

Everybody knows that hockey is the only sport worth being a spectator for.

Beware if you are using the steering wheel lock on a standard (stock) steering wheel. If you have a valuable car that a theif needs, they will just cut your wheel with bolt cutters and yank the wheel lock (club) off.

Makes one want to get wet with the fine Seamen, doesn't it?

That's my favorite. Or fries. That's good veggiestuffs there. Yup.

Just because there is no conspiracy doesn't mean that they aren't after you...

werd. mostly. i think i can buy healthy and tasty food for cheap. but it will take time to cook it. with fast food you pay for convenience mostly. i go to taco shops for my fast food and i think it is healthy. fresh cooked cow or pig and onion and cilantro on a tortilla with a pickled jalapeno and squeeze of lime for one dollar. i am drooling just thinking about it. btw: mcdonalds restaurants lose money with the dollar menu shizzle. the franchise owners hate that. I read an interesting Newsweek article that mentions inner city food choices. Although there is a McD on every corner, there are few grocery stores and often they carry poor produce and little choice.

I have noticed that any money that married people may get from a tax break is quickly handed over to their therapist...

only in a legal sense

I just heard from him last week. Are you thinking he may have been banned since then?

Maybe you should buy something to aid in your discovery

Alternate picture quote: Gee, I sure wish this was one of Jacko's boys...

Okay, I'll vote for "he's nothing".

What!!! No Nevermore? Some fan you are! Do you mean stalker?

How easy you come over to the dark side.

Bragging and bitching for a couple of days

I need underwear that say that...

Picky picky

Would Horse C--k Throttler have been okay?

I care. Your forest adventures must look a little different from mine...