archenemy

They get bloated just like the rest of us

Not double. Taxes are required. Fees are for users only. As least, that's the legal division as I understand it (could use some clarification on this though--maybe lawgodess can help out here). With taxes having been cut so much, we honestly don't have enough funds going to our forests. Sucks, but there it is.

a dyke

Finally, a link to that bozo who posted on aol while engaged to that girl who won't give the ring back!

from hell

Sounds...constricted.

What, I don't even get a vowel?

pop

A former coworker was threatened by the stewardess when he pointed out that if his plastic knife was sharp enough to cut the steak, it could cut a human. That was smart. Who's side is he on anyway?

Looks very......flacid

wonder twin powers

Album cover. Taking suggestions for a new pic.

with a hair pin.

My shoes are mirrored.

I didn't see a mention of "being safe", maybe I just overlooked it. But no, I don't think the story is any different in any case. How would google info lead to a good coversation anyway? What's your lead-in, "Hey, I was doing some online stalking and I found out you like to post inane comments in spray." Does that work?

Bike dorks always ride the fixed gear single speeds. I used to have a freewheel hub with a single speed just b/c I was too poor to afford more than one gear. I think those fixed gears are fuckin nuts and I'd kill myself trying to ride one in traffic. Those dudes who ride them are bad ass in my opinion. I ride a steel frame road bike now with ten whole speeds. I'm moving up in this world and shit. Those internships musta paid off.

I think you should have let them win and feel as respected and appreciated as an intern.

I'm prolific.

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That is not googling, that is stalking. What information are you trying to get that you are not willing to ask her in person? As soon as you use it to stalk your hottie. People who are capable of real-life conversations. Kids, they just make ya laugh, don't they?

I was caught behind you.

I had to take rests after reading each of these sentences.

And responding to it

Yer a genius.