archenemy

Yeah, fishing, that's it. I just have to combine my climbing harness with one of these so they don't know what I've been up to.

It smells funny.

And what is that weird lump at the bottom of the can of beans? Is it the queen bean or something more sinister?

You were just in range

No, but it does need a little prodding.

Moistens the trough

I refuse to hide. Leather come and mooderate.

They certainly have a stake in it. Or haven't you herd?

Where do the batteries go?

The issue is clearly black and white.

It was, but tragically, the team was creamed and never returned. Right-winged news media milked the story for all its worth.

no, that makes you an arab-hating racist. I'm not that picky. I hate anyone who flies planes into buildings full of non-combatants. Anyone.

Don't milk me with cold hands!

bet there will be some floaters at yosemite

Profiling? Noticing that all the folks who brought down planes on 9/11 didn't look like gramma in a chair but rather a mid-east lookin guy is not profiling--it is being minimally observant.

I steal the latex gloves from my dentist to glissade. The Nitros helps as well.

With one of those deadly Bic lighters, that's how.

Shotgun.

Picking out the carcasses of the ones that couldn't swim of course!

Even the Business Journal had to apologize for misprinting this story. Are you saying we should stop getting our news due to an error? I agree that better fact-checking would be appreciated, but I am not going to stop reading the J or my Newsweek because they made a mistake. It wasn't their first, and it won't be their last. But ignorance is a far greater mistake.

I listen to country tunes so that I can doze a little in peace. Without a nice Hank Williams song in my ear, I can only hear my climbing partner yelling at me to pay attention. Demanding bastard.

No, that's climbing

The ripcord is to parachute meant to slow the descent of her eyes when they finally fall out of her head.

Well said.

Blink dammit Blink