archenemy

I was caught behind you.

I had to take rests after reading each of these sentences.

And responding to it

Yer a genius.

I've had security confiscate the hairpins I was wearing. Wooooh, dangerous.

They have gum that makes boobs grow? Incredible. When will they come up with something useful, like a candy bar that causes male member enlargement? Now that would be an invention!

then unplug the monitor

Yeah, like cereals. Cracks me up.

Unplug his mouse.

the smartest thing a marketing wonk came up with was to change the word for "clothes" to "gear". Pure genius.

I like this new feature but I wondered to my self if there is some level of scrutiny involved on the posts why is the first thing I see when I load the page up the SHOCKER!!! I mean it doesnt get more perverse than that does it Yes. Much more perverse.

That explains the brown stain.

Exhibition is not my gig.

or ATVs

Fortunately, no one in Texas can read, so they will never know...

Work safe titter, or wait til you get home guffaw?

just got the company email, it was our building. They don't have jurisdiction over the lame stairs, but I will be happy to put in a request for you.

I thought a blanket party was when you pull a blanket over someone and the group of ya beat him up. No sex involved.

Blanket party?

That sucks, and I think its the building my group is supposed to move into this summer.

voyeurs are fun

And they can morph into deep-fried goodness

Dru eats paste

Whatever you do, don't post the URL to that site