archenemy

Yeah, where's the jeep? did the shark eat it?

Really? How dark were you?

safety first

Somehow I think taking away their paychecks would get a politicians undivided attention STAT

Oly, you better be loaded.

Sorry, nuthin personal

Yeah that's what I'm talking bout!!

It *is* me

yuck. missed ya squidlet

Nah.

Entertainment at it finest. I can't look away.

Rat Boy meets Fag Boy. It was beautiful!!

In truth, the front end of the car is sinking under his body weight--the fat fuck. Oops...I mean.. Hey Rudy, that you?

I really hope she is not of asian descent...

Just tell her you think about her while you jerk off. Any chick who wouldn't be flattered and turned on by that probably isn't very fun in bed anyway and you can move on.

there are plenty of cc.comers in the news. Usually they are in the obits section though.

These are the same folks who protest SUVs by letting out the air.

Maybe it's my stud dog's alter ego--he's been waiting a year as well...

WooHoo! My bitch is finally going into her second heat and will be ready to breed very soon. My stud is at the ready--poor guy has been waiting a long time for this gal. Hopefully in a couple of months I will have baby pictures to post in that lame-ass "My dog is cuter than your dog" thread. Just thought I'd share the good news...

the greek place in fremont is Costa's Opa.

so what

Actually I like the almost "triage" going on!

And a female author won't use stupid shit like "even a girl could do that" as a barometer for how "easy" something should be.

then jerk off and save yourself the extra three minutes.