archenemy

The USPS does not really promote direct mail marketing. It is actually a pain in the ass to go through the process of opening an account, obtaining an indicia, renting a Pitney Bose, and following the many rules of bulk mailing. I have had the same experience of going through the process to opt out and have it work really well. Over the years, my junk mail has increased. I am going to follow the obviously.com site instructions to "renew" my opt out. I had a neighbor in Idaho with a great sense of humor. He built a cool mail box and stenciled "Regular Mail" on the side. He then built a mail box that he stenciled "Air Mail" on the box and put it on a super tall poll over the first mail box. One night, I stenciled "Junk Mail" on an old metal trash can and put it out next to his cute mail boxs. I was drunk, but hey, it was funny anyway. Junk mail sux.

Another Gladiator.

perhaps the bo bis bit bunt tense will be more appropriate for me...

I dry-cured my turkey for three days then baked it with fresh rosemary inside. People actually experienced orgasm at the dinner table.

"Index" can mean indication, but its primary meaning is "informer". I paid extra to get a minor in Latin and I never get to use it. Splitting hairs in semantics conversations is pretty much it. That's all I have to offer. I'm just not a giver.

Sagacious Crumb.

that's not as nice as 420, is it?

You sound just like someone I know.

With all due respect, I call BS on this statement. If the words of congratulation or condemnation are from someone connected to you, then you should not casually dismiss them. No person is an island. If one of us dies climbing, we are all the less for it. With all due respect, I disagree with this statement. I do not feel less as a result of a climber's death. Even in the hypothetical, that death produces thought, discourse, and introspection that makes us all that much more. It might even be considered one more gift that the dead share with us.

How little?

You can't see me, but I am laying face up underneath the pile. Smiling.

Really? I think you should ask your chiropractor.

Index is covered by Vonage.

I like big butts.

Untrue. Even a geek can tell when he is being fucked.

yer welcome

I am familiar with that element.

I have received excellent care from chiropractors for some pretty serious injuries over my life. I currently see a chiropractor and am very grateful. With that said, my chiropractor is not my doctor. I cannot designate him as my primary care physician within my health network. Nor would I want to. A chiro does not provide the same treatments as an MD more or less. A chiro cannot prescribe drugs or do surgery (stuff that people generally associate with docs) and an MD does not adjust the spine. These differences are important for obvious reasons. Again, I respect and appreciate my chiro as I do my doc. But to tell people that there is little difference between the two is potentially misleading and definitely not necessary. You are obviously proud of the fact you are a chiro--as you should be. It is an honorable profession with a history that is distinctly different from the MD field's development. Best of luck to you in your studies; many people will benefit from your devotion to your practise.

No, just a pick up line I use on geeks.

Well said. I don't know what other people are experiencing as they are aging, but I certainly feel like my life is changing for the better as I get older. I find that much of what is inconsequential is falling away; that which I value is becoming more concentrated; the rough edges are getting softened a bit, and life overall is more enjoyable. I wouldn't go back to my youth for all the money in the world. And I enjoy watching my friends and loved ones (and even myself) grow into the people we are meant to become. It is a true pleasure. Lowell, I am sorry for your losses; and I am happy for what you are gaining.

ad nauseum

Ever fuck a real girl?

rather than the more accurate "wanker"

I'm in.

go up cougar mountain sunday morning and you will find a group of folks already beat you to this idea.