archenemy

Where do you think they got the idea for that little bathtub pal?

I hope someone tackles a fan that loses his way and runs out onto the field. I would buy a ticket to that.

NEVER eat anything shot out of a chicken's ass.

Please, please don't end it until arch gets online and gives her two cents. I failed Hotness 101 and this is just starting to get good. We finally got past the friendly self-analysis and wondering stage (and what a waste that was and why even bother ?) and now it's getting combative - and that's where it's really all at for me! Archie where are you ? The chica team needs you. You rang?

only cause you always have a couple OZs of the chron Girls are sadistic, materialistic, looking for a man makes them opportunistic. You are right, they are all the same. Exactly the same. thank you for your articulate, lucent, powerful insight.

Why do you guys assume she need to Kegel? Why bother doing the clampdown on a tiny dick? You guys are so silly.

at least they aren't lonely

Go get laid then come back and post your TR. You'll feel a lot better.

All I want to do is meet a guy who will love me, honor me, obey me (most importantly), take care of me, buy me really expensive things, love me when I'm fat, cook for me so that I can get fat, fix things...umm yeah..I think that's about it...oh wait..he's gotta be good looking, funny, super cool to hang with, never EVER ask me where I'm going or where I've been, and umm...yeah..if he looks like brad pitt...that would be a plus!! Man..why can't I find this?? Ok..well..Here's my stab at it...I'm sure he exists...online, in Washington, on this website for sure!! C'mon silent CC'r....come and take me away!!! Now thats a list! And I thought I was expecting too much with: a guy that in bed and then shuts the fuck up.

I am bummed about not breaking the record. I'm real competitive like that.

second ascent rents the skis, but not the boots. Is that lame, or common?

I'm "working" from home today. I am a sloth.

I like the explanations. Disgusting and intriguing.

I can see the sound from my window today--haven't been able to do that in a while!

Sweetheart, that just cuz she's on all fours.

I am jealous of performing lions.

feeling any better?

1. Don't sneak up on them too fast or you might scare them. 2. Don't grab their fleece too hard because they might bolt or kick. 3. Consider their needs. nice teats

take down the wall

Yeah, but you wouldn't have that perfect song in the background. Friggen funny!

My ass hurts just reading this.

I just have to refresh my memory after seeing Devil's Rejects yesterday. I have goals, man; things to do.

Go take a crap, you'll feel better.