archenemy

how do you roger a donkey?

what's up, doc

I was okay until the last paragraph. People used to eat that stuff. Gross.

Are you sure the Bush voters weren't perhaps just lacking some other gene? Something that controls common sense, maybe? Possibly. Intelligent Design made them that way. Liberals, on the other hand, evolved.

shotgun

This thread should be moved to Events cuz it was one.

Doc

Typical.

It was Greg and I who picked him up and took him home. You stood on the corner and did nothing. Nice try though, homie.

I didn't know that there was such as thing as the "politically partisan brain". maybe they should test folks with a normal brain.

preparing noodles?

Had a buddy who when by his middle name "Savage" and his last name was King. Cool name.

Well then they're getting an eyefull right now.

card in the spokes

It was Stormbringer, but yes

Shaving the side of your head

in camo

If Clinton's policies had killed George Bush, he would have gotten a medal.

likewise. Wow, just one word. Generally, guys under thiry rely on one-liners. Usually something like, "Golly, I've never done this before". But one-worders are much more efficient. Takes less time--just like guys under 30!

It is; this way, you cannot see them coming.

they're a lot more fun when you know what you are doing.

exactly the kind of info I was hoping for. Thanks!

Maybe she's chinese

You'll need it.

You are shitting me! A pregnant/post-parturition woman gained weight? The nerve...