archenemy

Excuse me, but the sidewalk in front of my work is a little slippery. Could one of you experts please come bolt it for me? Thanks, A

There is no such thing as too much fun. Live it up old man!

Try it now

It wasn't shot.

blasphemer. Everyone knows that heathens don't make proper teachers.

The Slithers. The Night Worms.

and little girls with those fleshbelts. Flab hanging outside their jeans under their too-short shirts. Christ I'm getting old.

No, but I can pop one of those nasty sub-dermal worms right outta ya

I forgot what we were talking about. Wanna ride bikes?

maybe kids are just dumber and can't make it to school anymore. I mean, have you seen some of the goobers walking around with their pants down their asses and electronica attached to their heads. It's not normal, I am convinced.

I'll take the tent. Oh wait, it's attached to the dude.

Nemesis

Spray Nobs

If no sex leads to no teeth, I am going to put in my denture order today.

maybe it fell out of an airplane while being shipped?

I just threw up

This would be bambi's dad. And vehicular hunting tags are spendy, eh?

I would like to see the clinton blue triangle changed to a purple throbber icon. And maybe the Nixon square could be a little V sign. And Bush could be a monkey head. We need to make stats tracking more available to the masses.

But the real question is, does he also have time for a meaningful relationship?

fucking lame You guys mamed and probably killed a large buck because you urbanite shitheads don't know how to watch where you're driving and now you're crying about your climbing gear? I hope that buck did some serious damage to your friend's gay-ass SUV. Assholes. oh, no maiming involved, we definitely killed him, you know how we urbanite shitheads like to control the minds of wild animals so we can destroy them. and i assure you we were both watching very, very closely as we impacted him. as far as crying about my gear... i was crying about my gear BEFORE we hit him, so hah! you will be happy to know that he did indeed do some serious damage to the "gay ass SUV"(i'm guessing that your politically correct vehicle runs on air). and finally, i have been an asshole for longer than i can remember and am quite comfortable with it. ARE YOU? by the way, do think the SUV was born gay? or do you have a rural, right wing evangelistic cure? oops harry, i think you just got the smackdown. brad might be a little tougher than the image his name conjures up. And don't forget, brad has made 8 posts in six years. That means he's probably been busy climbing or something.

There are a bunch of stupid fucked up Montanans who snow mobile across water for fun. I loved it.

oww, I LIKE flexible dates

They have a series of books, all very sound. Of course, they have a web site too but I've not been to it. Good luck to you.

Hey, I'll be at the trestle at 2:30 today with some overgrown kids (one newbie and one retread). I'll see you there.

First, be sure you are maxing out your retirement savings in every way possible. Then, read The Motley Fools Guide to Investing--it's a fun introduction to investing that has some sound advice and is actually interesting to read. Then, invest and take your lumps and celebrate your wins like everyone else.