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He just sticks a parrot on the end.

no comment on the bird thing though...

I like a man who wields a sword but keeps a firearm handy just in case...

nice! I am always impressed by what people can adapt to.

What a great accomplishment. Congratulations. DeChristo would approve.

Lobotomies are much more affordable in Thailand, eh?

I'll get right on that.

Anti-post of the day, dick

Gee, thanks Mr. Dustin B. Genius! Golly, the insight surely is appreciated.

Spreading horseshit and poaching make for a good afternoon.

black sheep?

What, you didn't see The Pillow Book?

I'd like to thank them personally

and I don't even like bass

I am a parody of myself everyday and no one gives me kudos.

Ewan McGregor has a bigger shlong. Who cares about Wimpledon?

Was that your best moment as president of the cc.com club?

And I'd finish the whole thing off by drowning. Water is bad enough falling out of the sky.

And shuts the fuck up

If somebody told me to bring Big bros and big cams to do a route, I'd be buying them for sure before traveling 3000 miles to a strange locale. Thats the high ticket stuff too. Like 60 a piece or so x 10 pieces = $600 us, or $4,000 Canadian. Thats a long way too, 3000 miles is like ...........hmmmmmmmmmmm 5 million Kilometers or so, (calculated for our friends to the north), pretty far. (course I already have the tube chocks and big hexes)

Better than I deal with a year of 3

Usually I am not a fan of pop psychology, but this is a gem: "At least this is balanced," said Larry Sabato of the University of Virginia's Center for Politics. "He can't think of the worst mistakes or his best moments. Maybe that's how he survives.

That sounds convenient, but my brother lives in Portland. I don't think one city can handle two people from my family at once.

I am tired of the rainy weekends. I am tired of complaining about rainy weekends. Maybe Seattle should have a more flexible week and just call it Saturday any day its not raining.