archenemy

Or you could do that. Yeah.

You are a fucking stud. Here I was all happy about my bass playing. I suck.

Yes, there is a thread on this from about a month ago. Search and ye shall find.

redefines chicken mcnugget, don't it?

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. What kind of danger does a 67 year old's dick pose to him?

"Not just any man gets my respect. He has to get on his knees in the dirt and beg for it." Deep Thoughts by My Favorite Author

more silent than deep

could you please post the 1-800-mounties hotline to report violations?

That's because many on this board ARE assholes. No question about it. They sort of congregate here. "They"? Nice try.

That makes you Mr. Write.

Cool, but does anyone compliment you for your full rack? On a regular basis.

7. I have a full rack of hexes that I carry around 24/7

My favorite authors are your avatars--at least, I read this board enough to think this may be possible

hee! you just like it when i get my hackles up b/c CBS is an idiot I've noticed something. The bigger the gaper the more likely they are to be in conflict with the Mountaineers. Allison used to go at us all the time, because we were always hogging Roto Wall or some such. Rudy is just having his fun, but I can tell that Minx is quite perturbed. Zen Master Chuck are sitting there with his trademark wry grin. The laid back types seldom have problems with Mounties. It would take a bazooka to perturb mattp, who shucks off sleights like pulling on his lead rope. And for the oblivious? We just carry on and climb through.

Actually there is a part of the Climbing Course called the Mentor Program, where Climb Leaders organize extracurricular activities with a smaller group of students. These activities do include climbing in the gym or the crag and beer drinking, depending on who's running your mentor group. The mentor groups are optional and vary in intensity, but folks who really want to get dirty and learn a lot can benefit immensely from them. ACtually, there used to be a line of condoms called "Mentor". Are those still around?

my foot work on rock sucks, and I don't own mirrored glasses He means the ones with the mirrors on the inside

I cheer them on, but I do it tactfully. Yelling, "Jump, jump, jump" usually does the trick.

Excuse me, but the sidewalk in front of my work is a little slippery. Could one of you experts please come bolt it for me? Thanks, A

There is no such thing as too much fun. Live it up old man!

Try it now

It wasn't shot.

blasphemer. Everyone knows that heathens don't make proper teachers.

The Slithers. The Night Worms.

and little girls with those fleshbelts. Flab hanging outside their jeans under their too-short shirts. Christ I'm getting old.