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That hurt when she pulled it off. I know this.

If you are happy, I am horny. I mean happy.

Hey wait. I work in Bellevue. That doesn't count now, does it? I'd like to maintain my trailer trash status.

Makes me think back to that Barbie thread. That made me laugh sooo hard!

Me too. But that is why I start out as a bitch--just cut the bullshit.

It was Ryland Moore--not you.

Ah yes, it is only the soccer moms who talk on the phone while driving. Fuckin bitches.

That was just a front.

But what I really want to know is, if the soccer mom takes the taun taun to the breast implant appointment (which is common as one in eight women get breast cancer (and usually in their youth (their 30's) as opposed to men who usually get their prostate cancer when they are about a 1000) will she be adding to the global warming thing or helping out?

I think it's mostly the people who work there. They suck. I think you suck. My response to people who say that gyms leave "climbers" (indoor or other types) unprepared for the outdoors, is that (I can only speak for myself here) classes are alway prefaced with an emphasis that what will be taught that night is exclusive to that gym. I mention that other gyms have different poicies and that the out-of-doors is an entirely different arena because it is impossible to teach (in the gym) rock quality, bolt quality, bolt intervals, route-finding, anchor-building and all the difficulties assiciated therein. It is then in my mind that all the new folks fucking up out there (in assumption that they learned in a gym and run outside thinking it's the same) are doing it after being warned that it is different. I'm sure there are some instructors at some gyms who don't go over why learning in a gym doesn't prepare someone for climbing outdoors, but they're douches. Sorry, I take this part very personally because I take a lot of pride in the classes I teach. One of them is a long class (16 sessions) during which the students learn technique, indoor leading and get an intro to what makes a good anchor so they understand why a sport anchor is safe and an intro to rapelling. I recently ran into a former student of mine from this class climbing with another friend outside and the friend said the student was one of the most prepared folks to come out of a gym; she was asking interesting questions that were relevant to switching from the gym setting to the outdoor world like "this hanger is spinning, is that still safe?" and "Is this hold in?". It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that I helped set this student up to do everything she could in a gym and then be a good partner for someone more experienced to climb outdoors with. holy shit that was longer than i meant it to be, and i haven't even had my coffee yet. Don't even pretend. You know I suck.

How do you send a bill to a taun taun for global warming?

I don't remember who suggested investing in water infrastructure on the board a month or so ago, but since then, two water mains have broken in Seattle. I think I'll take that investment advice...

How the hell does anyone get so obsessed with post counts? strange. I'd rather post about everything I've done and my sex life than post about other people's post #s. To each his own I guess. I miss Sir Norris. And Cobra Commander.

Now THAT is funny!

Are they wearing matching tiaras? That is so ghey.

The tilt comes from breaking her hip after drinking and driving. The organs were already removed and eaten by the dog.

exams?

Sounds yummy.

snuff.com death is the new black

I think it's mostly the people who work there. They suck.

My doc told me to lose weight for the same reasons (except the running part). I have arthritis and it gets more painful when I am heavier (like now). Being lighter is just better and healthier.

the hamburgler did it.

"The Sheriff's Office said investigators believe the second man was responsible for shooting the first before hanging himself." Um, yeah, that's probably the order in which things happened... http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/13237203/detail.html?subid=22100484&qs=1;bp=t

Getting fucked to death is probably a better option anyway.

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