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at least that way she'd be earning her salary. heee hee just kidding

No arguement there. But I can't see how running around cleaning house and changing diapers means you'd make more than the head of IT.

to take out some of the bitterness?

but not the precendent

No disrespect to mothers at all, but I have a hard time believing this. http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/CollegeAndFamily/RaiseKids/ThePriceOfAMom.aspx?GT1=10019

Fan club!!

All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me. Just a Pepsi. Institutionalized. It doesn't matter, you'll probably get hit by a bus anyway.

Oh.

chem nerds talk isn't nearly as arousing as IT nerd talk. But the results are thrilling!

are you saying women prefer a cucumber to your penis??? my that is sad Hee hee....you said "penis".....why not just say COCK? okay bevis and buthead... why not say penis?? does it make you feel funny in your pants? Now we're even because that was fucking funny

That is a heck of an idea. Isn't that what Match.com is? i don't know. but the libary is free And there is a local branch

rawr

i do and i am often in tents

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+lunch I don't

I got the visual of him getting a hot lunch. what'd you see?

Well, when you look around, do you see other people? If not, no one works there in your office. I'm here to help.

Oops. I mean, I know her in the flesh SECRETLY

Me too? Oh sweetie, I know her in the flesh...

I break into SUVs and eat all the french fries stuck to the interior.

Aluminum and lye in a closed bottle work well. Iodine crystals and amonia work ok i think. That is the extent of my chem. That's it. No more. And that might not be accurate.

OMG i almost screamed Gimme a little more time and I'll make you scream

we all scream for meatal

The worst part is putting up with shitty comments from insensitive people who assume they are there for vanity only.

And they go with vinegar. Wait for it...

i wouldn't go if i were you. washington climbing is way to hard and the aproaches are way to long. At least two miles