ashw_justin

man, lay off the

No way man, I drank PBR before it was cool!

The sheer randomness of your hostility is bewildering!

WHAT? That ain't no yuppie microbrew. WTF? Everywhere I've been it's $6/pitcher, or a dollar/can.

This is a community forum, not a fucking mountaineering journal you prick. TR's are story-telling. Or maybe your mother didn't read to you when you were a child?

oooo the technology of killing implements can be so interesting!

The nice handcrack to the right of twin cracks is Pisces, 5.6. I remember the first time I climbed it I liked it so much I had to go climb it again right then and there. Oh man, my first time on that crack I didn't even know what a foot jam was, or how to do a hand jam for that matter. And I was on lead. I somehow barely managed to pull my 5.10 sporto ass up the thing... (of course I suck much less now )

Hmm... symbolic deterrent? Workplace ergonomics?

So when are people showing up?

hahaha yeah but it is still scary... as the belayer, I mean. (I put in a cam ) (edit: I have never even seen a stick-clip)

Toxic?

Done. Old people have to bring their hot daughters so that we "young people" may attempt show off for them, while diligently avoiding all eye contact and/or conversation.

must be the med's we're on for letting him get away with this shit...

Dear chicks, Look at me. I am tough. I am told you should dig me now. X's and O's, ashw_justin

Really, what chicks?

Hahaha. I still have scars on my hands from my tapeless ascent of Libra Crack.

use tape next time.

I can put a rope on Aborigine, is that 11-enough? Speaking of 32 I was there the other day and this guy and his girlfriend(?) come up, and then it's "so which one of these climbs is Chronic?" ...

me too, 32. I got the good routes wired there...

Yeah what a tard, look at those cotton socks. And what kind of dumbshit skis in the rain for fun?

No this is not some futuristic sci-fi fanstasy... the technology is already well establshed. For example, intramuscular ice tool implants, (Wolverine, et al., 1972) bioorganic rope systems, (Spiderman, 1958) hyrdoefficient dynamics (Frank Herbert, Dune) to list a few. Of course all of this advanced technology is conspiratorily suppressed by the gear manufacturers, who continue to capitalize on the stupid willingness of the climbing demographic to purchase 17th century textiles.

yes, all climbing will be accomplished through virtual reality; real mountains, rendered obselete, will be dealt with either by the environmentalists who will succeed in barring all access to the mountains, or the industrialists who will reduce all mountains to their constituent ores and sell them for a handsome profit (due in no small part to subsidization by the federal government).

Really, when was this?

Hiked up to the Sulfide Glacier in the rain on Sat. to try AT skis for the first time, then X32 sporto action (with a little trad spice) Sunday.