ashw_justin

True urban climbing, like all other true forms, has consequences.

"Plastic Paradise"????? WTF?! That's not urban climbing!! That's suburban climbing, you little fuckwads. Urban climbing is pulling the freesolo FA of the Roosevelt Apartments, West Face (II, 5.10) with the muthafuckin po-lice on your ass...

Ya basta, te espero en el parqueadero hoy dia cuando se acaba colegio y tu te debes estar alla, me entiendes ahora mi chiqito? Te voy a sacar la madre, te juro, huevon!

Yeah well fuck you man, Lance is the only rider to win the TDF six times and I don't give a shit what that little bastard Simeoni has to say about it!

That's it man I'm waiting for you in the parking lot after school, and you BETTER be there!

"Expertly utilizing his training in covert espionage, senior secret service operative Louis B. Tramptington, 37, (wearing red neo-hipster tie-dye disguise and trendy hemp choker necklace) attempts to coerce democratic presidential candidate John Kerry to "give us the goods on this like, campaign and stuff, dude."

Good job bailing safely. Given the weather conditions this weekend (as predicted by the forecast...), I would really not want to be anywhere near that kind of route, with newbies. So glad to hear it went "OK," given the risks undertaken...

Dirt cheap, but they'd be my last choice for a crampon with an automatic attachment. I have the aluminum strap version...

I got a pre-ban F-14C in good condition, sell it to you cheap

Agreed. Christianity is not the root of the Evil West it is only a symptom... Besides I doubt that 18th and 19th century plunderers could reasonably call themselves Christians, nor did they give a shit who was dying as long as it wasn't themselves or their fortunes...

"Of course I'm over 21! Can't you see the keg strapped to my back?!"

Si would be faster... I mean, as long as I don't have to carry the keg...

Most glaciers have some icy bits this time of year. I didn't have crampons on the Terror Glacier (S. Pickets) last weekend and that was a mistake...

Cornish game hens are a violence perpetrated on the working class by THE MAN, those gaddamned fukin' evil conservatives. Somebody needs to toss those toe-sucking dwarves out on the street, so those dirty sonsabitches may reap what they sow. Oh and, galoshes, bitch.

Shit people you realize you're all participating in a certain beer company's ad campaign...?

oh and if you did, then sorry for the big doodoo pile I left on the summit... didn't want any extra weight on the sketch rap anchors...

Far as I know There's a 5.9, .10b, and .10c at WW... whereas I prefer to flail and hangdog on the 11's there... That first area with all of the .10 faces, a couple 5.8's, Goddess, and even a good-looking crack, would also be a fine place to go clubbin'

pardon my garbled english I had a something stuck in my teeth it was blue and yellow purple

What about epo, et al.? Don't you just love the taste of pharmeceuticals in the morning? Or will this been a "clean" ascent

Yeah I want to see RuMR go off on NEW WORLD (and put up some 5.14 topropes)

That's it, I'm calling CPS!

hey, who let the baby into the bar lastnight anyhow? Oh I just told them I was looking for my mommy... "Yeah, that's her over there..." bwaaahahaha!!

Yeah, I want to see these old guys and gals () in action! hahaha

I'm going to claim the bike-assisted speed record circumnavigation/traverse of Mt Marrymoor (rt from Seattle). The traverse was all free-solo, objective hazards like topropes and distractingly hot climber chicas were perilous, but manageable. I didn't have any timers or anything so I don't know how long it took, but I'm sure it's the record, that is until I go again.

Waking Life, cool vid, high or not