ashw_justin

They'll all claim they can onsight her, but really once one of you has climbed the girl, beta in inevitably shared and the rest consists of flashing.

The trick to climbing girls is not to get scared off by the committment (although groundfalls are common). Some girls can be stick-clipped with patience and expensive gear, prior to the pinkpoint. Young climbers can take comfort in the knowledge that over time, endurance naturally increases, evenutally leading to success. Once in a while, you'll find a girl that you enjoy climbing again and again. The girl is so perfect it's like a new climb every time you jump on it. These girls are generally known as the highest quality, and all of your friends will agree that she is the best.

Now Gary that's just not fair. Posting pictures of a Charles Family Outing is like having Brad Pitt sell tighty-whities. We all know tighty-whities and pebble wrestlin' are super lame, but gott' damn if they don't make it look super hot. Oh man that sounded soooo flamer.

Yes but, as software becomes public infrastructure, it's composition and implementation should also be made public. I am funded in part by the government to make scientific developments, software development for the common good should follow suit.

That movie is nothing compared to Amores Perros.

...and dresses crag-sexy (prana top, high shorts, etc). Very important for making other dudes at the crag wish that they had a climber chick like you do; then you can make them feel even more shitty by talking about how you send 5.12, WI6, Grade VII, etc.

Of course they spend all their money. It's their purpose in life as perfect consumer units. If the money is not spent, it does not exist. We'd all be making less, and our country would fall into decline if not for these selfless, tireless champions of the free market!

"endlessly retool in grad school and throw away money on overpriced rentals. Why can't she get serious?" That's right! Stop trying to be a smarty-girl and find a man!

This is just like in that motorcycle movie, when that guy was all: "tanto injusticio... no?" and then he went to rise up his people, but then they assasinated him and used his face and blood to stamp his likeness all over posters and T-shirts. In the Motorcycle Blogs, the story will pick up with a young man, armed with only his laptop...

I know I am...

Suck it up and go to some weddings. Most women aren't interested in a man with actual dirtbag, minimalist, masochistic, caveman-fantasy rock climbing obsessions--just pretend ones that make him seem cool and manly, but don't actually distract him from domestic capacities. Bet you thought that "let's play house" shit was just pretend, dittn't cha?

Nice fairy tale propaganda!

They're rare, and they have all of the climbing guys they want to choose from. Climbing is a male-populated sport, deal with it. I'm sure there are lot of women who just want that one man who can be sensitive, in touch with his feelings, and able to read her thoughts at any given time, just like she can. Perhaps you should wonder not why women are not climbers, but instead why climbers are not women?

That can't be good. Sadly enough, a 15-year-old will believe and respect an 18-year-old more than they will respect their parents. What are his interests? Surely there must be something wholesome or constructive that you can encourage?

Laziness and complacency are a disease of civilized society. That's just a fact of modern life. Your son needs inspiration, but you can't hold it against him. You'll just have to keep trying to interest him, and give him any help he needs when something inspires him. Also, teenagers need chill time, because when they're not at home, they're dealing with all kinds of stuff that is new and intimidating to them. He needs constant reminding of those qualities of his that make you proud. You need to believe in him, and he needs to know this. You have to forgive his failings.

1-900-MIX-ALOT

Run Everyone! It's THE MAN! (and he's got yer number)

I think you should release all Microsoft source code to the public. Microsoft will hate you for exposing company secrets, and the open-source community will hate you for unleashing such labyrinthian and buggy code on everyone.

That's a fucking cool-ass-looking cat! Too bad it died.

Yeah the probe is stronger, and obviously doesn't pull apart. But feel free to waste some time trying to make it work, when someone's life doesn't depend on it.

You're dating already?

It's a good thing we had GI-joe and the A-team as kids, so we're aware of the need to put a cap in some evil ass.

Well I don't know, it's all a matter of scale, I mean if you increase the surface area of contact then you spread the shearing force over a greater portion of rope. And the minimum bend radius is longer, so your rope is less kinked at the point of contact. But that's probably 10-20 seconds of forceful cord-pulling at least.

I think the danger of the sharply-angled ice is not that it can actually "cut" the rope, but that the interior rope fibers cannot possibly be as strong when bent over an acute angle. The rope cuts itself.

"OOOooo look at me, I'm jumping around with skis attached to my feet!" You promised snowdeckage, bro!