olyclimber

pretty soon you'll be able to measure it in bored feet.

wasn't that the lesson from two weeks ago?

especially the part about Brad, Angelina, and myself.

you spent your last dollar on seven shotgun shells

can we skip to the naughty bits?

well, you aren't missing much. this board is all played out. i've pretty much posted all the content there is, and now everyone is just taking the words I've used and rearranging them. sort of like scrabble, but with whole words. its getting a little tedious.

glad to see you have these computer things all figured out there.

i know. but i've contextualized it. go ahead....make that dirty.

who invited you. and what a pathetic post count.

only you can set yourself free

all these words are used up

or extremely crass

A jug of wine to numb my mind But what good does it do The jug runs dry and still I cry I can't escape from you.

inane

Now all we need is a mud pit.

Are you a victim?

if performed in front of unsuspecting co-workers, yes. also, as a side effect it wards off smoke. it also involves hopping on one foot.

In chapter 14, they eat calamari. Do you know what that is?

Have you tried the "I hate white rabbits" trick?

2. Bicycles, Roller Blades, Skateboards, and Crazy Carpets Climbers are expected to walk their bicycles onto school property. Roller blades and skateboards are not permitted. Because of excess speed, crazy carpets and "saucers" are not permitted on the school ground.

a bit boring too, I might add.

But then she finds out Olyclimber is married, so she commits ritual suicide. Its sad, but poetic.

She dumps Brad for Olyclimber.

I hate to ruin it for you Squid, but in the end of that book, Brad and Jen get back together and have a couple of cute little puppies together.