olyclimber

Beyond ensuring that there will be beer, camping, and maybe a few slides shown, there will be no organization at Ropeup this year. Anyone caught organizing will be shot. Please return to your subdivided subsector immediately. Violators will be shot. Obey all orders without question. Do not attempt to think or depression may occur. Remain calm, do not panic. The number one enemy of progress is question. Use only the drugs described by your boss or supervisor. At last everything is done for you.

you better hope that girl is legal, or you're in big trouble Admiral!

Until Team America declares war on them. Then they won't be sueing anyone, Rear Admiral.

the 9th step is a bitch. be prepared to suffer.

where are the little piggies dragging those kids?

once, twice, three times a lady

I should post some pictures of my toes. They're looking pretty tasty right now.

sandbagging?

I can hear them whispering in the other room.

Do you think I posted this just for fun? Do your homework!!!

I'm headed off into the sunset, sucka! Get your own rum!

And Seattle will move to Hope.

on the third day of my summer vacation

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/494014/an/0/page/0#494014

Squid, how come you haven't responded to the insult I hurled at you in one of the threads below yet? Get on it!

Excellent. Hey, would you like to buy a monkey?

who are you calling a man?

the kitten thing is just between the three of us.

the voice of the experienced

Please research these and get back to me with the ones that are actually funny. Thanks. http://www.boredatwork.com/

The middle part was a refreshing commentary on punctuation as it was used in the Middle Ages, juxtaposed against the modern Internet Bulletin Board (not the Stone Age one).