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    Raccoons

    One time, at band camp, these racoons snuck into my room and did all my long division for me.
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    Raccoons

    I'll be the Best Man.
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    Raccoons

    I'm pretty sure they would taste like skunk, actually.
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    bastard

    I started with 4 weeks, but then I'm The Man.
  5. Minx, I would be happy to be the Prime Minister of Beer
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    Prayer

    Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer!
  7. Based on their noses, I have concluded beyond a reasonable doubt that Laura Bush and Shrub are actually brother and sister. Keepin it in the family.
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    Raccoons

    I'll get some pics. I'm sure they'll be back...it is not the first time they've showed up. They started showing up when we put the cat outside (to eat our cats food of course). When living out on the OlyPen, my dad got a contract to refence a section of road they were expanding. When cutting down a tree, he found a whole nest of the little buggers. The ma drug off all of them but one, which appeared to be the runt (as about the size of the one above), so my dad brought it home. We raised it up in our chicken coop. It was cute and cuddly at first, but eventually it grew up and had nasty claws, stunk to high heaven, and developed a nasty disposition. Finally, we took to leaving the chicken coop door open...he would wander off and come back for a few weeks....and finally he never came back. I'm pretty sure he had something to do with the raccoon raids staged against our house a few years later.
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    Raccoons

    I got me some raccoons on the porch! A ma and two little ones. I'm going to make them my cuddly pets. Snuggly little things!
  10. Its being preserved as an example of perfect spray.
  11. Damn, I always thought she looked familiar!
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    bastard

    What do you think this is? A pager?
  13. what ever happened to catturdeat?
  14. and then he was all like: let's not get carried away now While Glory Surfing, I came across this slight. I challenge you to a duel. Noon, tomorrow. You and your little GI Joe friends are going to pay.
  15. Or they may just be satisfied with having climbed it, and not care for recognition. There was a period of climbing where NOT reporting was in vogue (in the 70s?).
  16. Now, now...out with it! Surely someone had taken the last cup of coffee from the pot and neglected to brew up a new pot!
  17. Well, CatBirdEat, do YOU have any dirty laundery from work to air out?
  18. This is an example of how prayer can help. Without it, George Sr. would have never caught that fish in that Ecoli infested water.
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    Prayer

    Is this his comprehensive plan for Katrina relief?
  20. Colin sighting (third pic from the bottom): http://www.24ur.com/bin/article.php?article_id=2059765&show_media=6053245
  21. well, that much was obvious. And I am Master of the Obvious.
  22. Those wouldn't be expensive enough.
  23. Is there a bolt 3 feet off the ground that has gear in it that he is pulling on?
  24. Stop kissing up! You know I love to hear my own voice!
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