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olyclimber

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  1. in that regard i definitely am.
  2. John, you seem to be suffering from an attitude problem. I'm just trying to warn you that you may find it hard to get help if you go around calling everyone a "turd". and you still need to describe the objective. i don't think your project will be successful unless you gather requirements, document everything to CYA, herd the cats, and ensure there is not scope creep. i need a new job in the climbing industry (one that pays very well, of course). i wish my biggest projects right now where ones involving rock or mountains. woe is me.
  3. First I would like to point out that it is rude to call someone turd. you should really be nicer to people John! Hmmm...that Friday? Unfortunately, I'm probably going to be sitting in front of a computer and on the phone all day. Good times.
  4. DIGESTING MR BISCOTTI Peace comes hard to the abandoned hotel. By the lake that harbours telepathic trout Hither and thither dart the thoughts of God Signora Biscotti scrapes the offal of her husband Dino Into the limpid waters flat It's swallowed First by the surface And then by the fish. The peel of his guts The rind, is funnelled through their yo-yo mouths into their fishy tubes. They flick away. Next evening, two are hooked and cooked. With lemon, pepper and saute“ potatoes Signora Biscotti and a friend, still jittery, devour the fishes flanks Leaving the heads to stare through floured eyes, And the spines to pump dead messages past the peas, Hard to see in the candlelight. "Dino loved peas" Their interlocking fingers, lit by guttering light, like parchment spiders, rest and pulse before commencing the duel of love, Beside the lake of stars, of unmovingness; As Signor Biscotti - Dino - passes through them, Peace comes slow to the abandoned hotel.
  5. my hand just isn't the right size for that crack! i'm having an off day! Just like yesterday, damn it! Take!!! Watch me here! I also wrote a book on this subject.
  6. i wrote a book on that subject. it is way better than that schlock!!!
  7. Gary, why don't you totally geekout and tell me what you can do with the images when you shoot in RAW. you know you want to
  8. w00t! I want to be the first to post in the NEW GARY YNGVE PHOTOGRAPHY FORUM good stuff there gary.
  9. So why do you need a burro again? btw, hiking up Mt. Index is probably not the best for a first date. Are you really going hiking with a girl you haven't even met before other than online???? You are so into extreme sports!
  10. SHHHH!! It's a secret!
  11. The instructions are quite simple: 1. get girlfriend 2. breakup 3. uncage soul
  12. i like it when women climb with high heels. even better when I'm having a glass of fine wine at the belay.
  13. bro-brah is hanging tough. Hansel and I went to see him this evening, and things are looking up. It has been a very serious accident, and you should all be taking better care and thought of yourself as a result. Accidents can happen at any time, even at work. I could tell that Kurt knew that I was that jerk from cc.com, and I was happy to see it. He still has a long road ahead of him, and he needs support from you. I know you have it in you. Here is to Kurt spraying with us all soon on CC.com.
  14. i printed this stuff out and i'm bringing it to Kurt.
  15. That would be cool. Maybe I can buy the Lower Town Wall!
  16. It's time to put the "F" back in Freedom.
  17. a demonstration of the unfortunate side democracy
  18. a panda with a sniper rifle and a laser scope.
  19. is he going to be one of those conan o brian TV talking heads ala charlton heston? now that would be funny.
  20. If XP or W2K I have a boot disk for resetting the password. If earlier than that, it is even more trivial.
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