A long time ago I heard Forks described this way:
"Fat, drunk, 45 year old women staggering down the street at 8 in the morning with giant logging trucks blasting by HONNNKKK!! HONNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (mimicked with the typical doppler sound effect with lower pitch at the end).
Nowadays the town has a very strong hispanic flavor, with a hint of meth