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Might need some spray sunblock to go with that one.

Martlet... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

If Jon ever stops being Rick James, I would really like to be considered for the position.

w00tlet? or Martw00t?

Why can't people just leave the mountains to the climbers? Story

And a page-top hijacker. So why are you being such a dick anyways? Don't get me wrong. I think it's fun when someone like GregW comes in with a different political view and shakes up this little community of climbers, but is there any reason to be such an asshair about it?

Let me take this opportunity to bitch about the new transit system in Seattle. I was living in Des Moines right when we switched from the traditional Metro system to the more wide spread "Sound Transit". My bus commute went from 1 hour on 1 bus for a 20 mile commute to 2.5 hours and 3 buses. Surprisingly, I started driving to work again. Now I live in North Seattle and it would take me almost 3 hours to get to work. The first bus wouldn't pick me up until 6:00am, meaning I would have to work until about 8:00 every night.

I would argue that Martlet's Trolls are a little more effective than DooLittle's. DooLittle failed to really piss anyone off.

Ok... I've got a theory: Icegirl wanted to spice up Spray a bit now that all of the abrasive personalities are gone, so she asked Martlet to join in. You gotta admit - he has given us something to do for the past couple of days.

Martlet - Were you born an internet asshole, or did you work at it?

Are those jazz hands?

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yes, um... very well put...

Someone tampered with his aspirin. That's why they have those seals on the bottles.

I'm sorry I didn't make it. I was standing in the rain at Exit 38 teaching some folks how to escape the belay and rappel past a knot. Beer , meat , and slides looked like more fun.

SNL Skits with Alec Baldwin. What did you think I was talking about? Look them up on your favorite file sharing software.

schweaty balls and schweaty weiner

I open my pack, drop it in, then stuff the rest of the shit I might need in too.

I saw a dynamic belay at Smith that almost led to a head injury. Another dynamic belay ended in a severely bashed knee for the belayer. Gimme an anchor. Why don't sport climbers on bolted routes use belay anchors? If there isn't an obvious natural anchor, why couldn't they add a couple of bolts at the bottom?

Just watch for flashbacks.

Here's a thought: Hydration - drink as much H2O as you can stand, then drink some more. It will dillute the other components of your piss. The vitamin B to turn your piss yellow is probably a good idea too. Or maybe asparagus. Another thought: most companies do drug testing but don't care about the results until you piss them off. Then they have a reason to fire you.

I'm with CBS on this. It would be damn easy to go from a rappel to a rope clamp with the Reverso. I think I need to get one.

The whole tiome the bird was thinking.... "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!"

None for me... Thanks

Funny, usually I sniff the pussy...