MissNormandy

You're about the dumbest beyotch on the planet. Course trying to irrigate your "dry hole" would be a monumental clusterfuck too. Go suck off your German Shepherd. Ladies and gentlemen it appears I have struck a nerve!!! WhooHooo!

That picture kind of reminds me of something you might see in the front yard of a double-wide on COPS.

Yah, me and my mullet! Where is The Love?

Oh wait, I KNOW! It's either your sister or Jon BonJovi!

Is it your mom?

Hippies are cool!

I always have this dream that I wake up and go to the first day of classes only to find out it is the last day of classes and I'm given a final exam to take which 100% of my grade depends upon and I can't answer a single question on the exam so my GPA is totally f'ed over because it is too late to drop the class from my transcript.

I've found it's the boys who can never manage to get any that gloat the most about getting what they only wish they could have. I call it Dry Penis Syndrome which is often but not always presented with Small Penis Syndrome.

more like within a money shot of her chest. Never underestimate the power of the HULK

Is that a cucumber in your purple shorts or are you just happy I'm holding you with in money shot of my face?

I used to have a girlfriend from Packwood. Are you from there? No, but there is a swap meet there every year I like to go to and camp out with all my hillbilly cousins. Yah, I only wish I was white trash... I really like the San Juans and North Western B.C. So if we get to name a place in Canada I'd have to say Telegraph Cove.

They might give you trouble next time you try to cross the border if you don't pay it...

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Love these things!

Any place can be romantic with the right person...

Hey trask baby... I found you a new avatar.

Packwood ...kidding

OH I'm not even going to start with this one...

NO you'll injest marichino cherries but not cofffee? Not every day. Just when I get a sundae or a shirley temple.

Marichino Cherries?

God it would be so suck to be climbing beneath a person with the flu. Talk about spray...

Most fat free stuff suckes, especially if the marketing catch is that it is fat free. Too many people are stupid enough to think if something is fat free it is good for you. Little do they know that most fat free yogurts, with the exception of the "light" kinds, contain MORE sugar to compensate from the deficit in fat than regular yogurt. I like to buy plain or vanilla yogurt and blend in my own fresh fruit, sans sucrose.

So we went camping for the 4th with some friends and there were all these trailer trash asses there too getting shitfaced off Bud Light and then making 'bombs' ALL NIGHT LONG out of shotgun shells, piccolo petes and Gatorade bottles. One dipshit thought it would be funny to throw a shell into the fire pit, which they left burning after going to bed. Fucking embers burned a hole in our tent. They were so obnoxious and annoying... we came home a day early because we couldn't take it anymore.

I hate the mall too. I do my shopping online whenever possible.

We have a timeshare there for a week during the games... We're debating if we should go see them or sell it for $$$$$$$$$.