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So one would have to visit the Super Secret Moderator Forum to enjoy that lovely picture of Jennifer Connelly? Okay, here's a less questionable picture of her:

What an ass. Doesn't he know we get our news from Spray on CC.com?

Was the picture I posted deleted? I didn't think it was "over the line", but was I wrong?

Marttlett:

Never rub anotter man's rhubarb.

Steaksauce History: 1824-1831 In a time when a kings palate was supreme. Henderson William Brand, chef to England's King George IV, creates a special sauce for the king's table. The king is so impressed with the new sauce, he proclaims it "A1". 1831 H.W. Brand knowing that he had a great idea leaves the palace walls and starts Brand & Co. where he begins to manufacture meat extracts and essences. 1850 Being a great culinary master, but not a businessman, Brand goes bankrupt and has to sell his business to his friend, W.H. Withall. Knowing that Brands products are the best, Withall continues to do business under the Brand & Co. name. 1862 Steak Sauce is entered at the International Exposition in London, England. The sauce is again proclaimed "A1" . The sauce with its royal beginnings is on its way to be the most famous steak sauce in North America. 1873 Withall decides to sell Brand & Co. to Dence and Mason. Brand re-enters the picture claiming trademark infringements. Legal battles will continue for another eight years until Dence and Mason agree to place Brand on an annuity and purchase Brand & Co. The steak sauce is now officially called A1 Steak Sauce®. 1890's A1 Steak Sauce® continues to win peoples hearts and awards at International Expositions in London and Paris. 1895 The A1 Steak Sauce® trademarks are registered in North America. Early 1900's A1 Steak Sauce® begins to makes its way to North American dinner tables. 1931 A1 Steak Sauce® makes it way in to Canada, and on peoples food. 1970's Consumers realize that A1 Steak Sauce® is not just a sauce for steak, but for a variety of other meats and vegetables. 1990's Steaks and steak houses are back in vogue and so is A1 Steak Sauce®. July 28th, 1999 Intercorp Excelle Inc., makers of Renée's Gourmet™ Salad Dressings and Sauces purchases A1 Steak Sauce® Intercorp Excelle Inc. begins to refocus this sauce back to its "Royal Roots". June 10, 2000 A1 Steak Sauce® launches www.a1sauce.com. Introducing to the world, great recipe ideas and a fresh new look.

BRITNEY SPEARS took a gorgeous brunette GIRL back to her hotel after spending five hours boozing in a notorious gay and lesbian club. The giggling pop princess held hands with her beautiful companion as they left the club with Britney's new boyfriend Kevin Federline and another man in tow. One reveller told us: "Britney was all over the brunette in the cab on the way back to the hotel. "They were laughing and giggling and Britney made sure she sat next to the brunette, not Kevin. They all went upstairs together at the hotel. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml

Huh?

Is that the same as ad hominem?

Oh, also you can watch the Olsen twins on Saturday Night Live.

And now ?

The greatest climbing movie ever , Cliffhanger, is on TNT right now. Tune in to see Rambo use his super awesome bolt gun.

The only people that know who GW Hayduke is will have read the book. Having read the book, they will understand the context from which it was taken. But, to satisfy anyone who would like the entire passage: "Gloves!" Hayduke demanded. "Gloves! No fucking monkey business without gloves!" So Doc bought everyone in the crew three pair each of top-quality buckskin gloves. "Sno-Seal!" He bought Sno-Seal. "Sidearms!" "No." "Guns!" "No." Peanut butter!" said Bonnie. "Guns and peanut butter!" Hayduke roared. "Peanut butter, yes. Guns, no." "We gotta defend our fucking selves." "No guns." Doc could be stubborn. "Them fuckers'll be shooting at us!" "No violence." "We gotta shoot back." "No bloodshed." The doctor stood fast. The Monkey Wrench Gang. Abbey, Edward. First Perennial Classics. 1975. Page 73.

Otter Pops Haiku -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- whispers by moonlight catch her heart, her affections smooth as Louie-Bloo Short Kook in high heels bright strawberry polka dots. My, you're looking swell! nature's mysteries fall before Sir Issac Lime bespectacled force sing on, Poncho Punch, sharing epic tragedies pass the maracas! with her cold, pale pup waits Little Orphan Orange frozen tear descends royal apparel his Grapeness, Alexander Et tu, Louie-Bloo! frozen in slumber Rest In Peace, Rip van Lemon always on our tongues There once was an otter, Atilla, Whose luck with the women was killa. His foes, to be funny, Renamed him "The Honey" -- He trampled them all like Godzilla. Respectfully submitted by Kevin Hinshaw http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/brad/op/arts.haiku.html

How do you figure that?

The Delta Chi Motto:

looks kind of like a roast beef sandwich

Martlet

He's queer as a three dollar bill.

Are you Gay?