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Gary Snyder is still a professor of English here at UC Davis. The link below will take you to a brief biography and a list of his works. If you want to read a great piece of prose, I would recommend "The Practice of the Wild." http://wwwenglish.ucdavis.edu/faculty/snyder/snyder.htm

The Fool's Progress, Fire on the Mountain, The Brave Cowboy, Good News, The Monkey Wrench Gang, Black Sun, Desert Soltaire....they're all good. The Fool's Progress is one of his best. Deep Ecology for the 21st Century, The Practice of the Wild, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Walden Two, One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest, A Clockwork Orange, Elegant Universe, and The Road to Serfdom are some of the favorites from my little library. For something a little heavier, read The Divine Comedy.

It's better not eaten at all. Hummus tastes like ass. Sweaty, no shower for 2 weeks in Death Valley in July post Richard Simmons dump nasty ass. Don't do it!! Save yourself the torture!!

tishrab al kuhul aw faa'qaaf

That is just disgusting!

Jessica Simpson is very hot. But she just might be one of the dumbest people in this country. [Jessica]Simpson, whose verbal gaffes are also legendary, pulled another one Sunday visiting the White House, our sources say. The singer was introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton and gushed: "You've done a nice job decorating the White House." http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61560-2004Mar15.html

Yeah, I like Stag's Leap Petite Sirah (which I can't seem to find now ) or Robert Mondavi Winery Pinot Noir for a nice, special dinner with red meat. It just seemed like kind of a waste and a little gay to crack a bottle of wine by myself. Maybe next weekend it'll be salmon with some Rombauer Chardonnay. Mmmm..... "A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover." "Wine is made to be drunk as women are made to be loved; profit by the freshness of youth or the splendor of maturity; do not await decrepitude."

don't talk about cc..com?

Goddamn I love spring. A nice New York Steak with a mesquite sauce, chili, and plenty plenty of Steinlager (the Kiwis sure know how to make beer too). Life is good.

Desert Solitaire is one of the best non-fiction books I've ever read. Make people get off their fat asses and experience wild places. I've never been to Yosemite in the summer, only winter, but I've seen photos. What a disgusting site.

Duck orgy? How do porcupines have sex? Read here. http://paulding.net/porcupine.html

That might be the perfect opportunity to bolt the face of Mt. Rushmore....TR's nose about 5.9, you think?

moon bases are aid

I know it's a good idea, that's why I suggested it.

It already exists dude, it's called a guy that knows how to use his tongue.

1. Open a Hooters and a strip club on every corner in Saudi Arabia. Let these backward sumbitches stew on the fact that their idea of reality is a bunch of horseshit. Let's see how these fu#!ers react when they can't kidnap American children and hide behind an oppressive regime that doesn't recognize women as equal. 2. Go Mossad style on them. Dress up assasins as women in burkas and kill as many as possible. Hunt these motherfu!#ers to the end of the earth. When they relax becuase they think they're safe, put a bomb in the earpiece of their phone, call them and tell them Uncle Sam has just terminated him for his bullsh#t ideology and blow his head off. 3. Continue to assist moderate countries in developing governement systems that protect economic and political freedom. If the people in these countries didn't want American businesses, they wouldn't buy their shit and the businesses wouldn't be there. Stop all this evil corporate empire globalizing at the expense of the poor savages nonsense. It really is a tired argument. You can't have political freedom without economic freedom and vice versa. 4. Maintain the moral high ground. We have it, terrorists don't. We are right and they are wrong, period. No suitable conclusion can come from trying to appease or negotiate with terrorists. We need to cut them off at the legs. We do this by enabling the political and economic freedoms discussed above. The more people of these "terrorist hotbeds" experience true freedom, the less they will support megalomaniacal arseholes like Osama bin Dumbshit. Terrorists are a bunch of pussies and they can kiss my secular capitalist ass.

ummm, yeahh....except that Haitians are not Latinos. A large number of Haitians are descendants of African slaves taken there by French colonists.

Hayduke Lives!

Western Europe gets hit with an awful terrorist attack and the German and French response is to have some meetings. Greeeaaaaaaat.....

The scary thing is that the guy's wife probably has more back hair than he does!

It says they have a hard time getting it up (no pun intended).

Isn't that circular logic? Doesn't the particle have zero potential inside the box and infinite outside? But really, who cares?

Pop Quiz: If my pecker hangs at angle of 14 degrees from center and I stand in front of a urinal that is 27" high, how far away must I stand to ensure that I don't get splashed? Assume that the urinal is half full of water.

tastes like chicken