jjd

You aren't supposed to actually eat it, that's just a figure of speech. If it's that bad, trim the forest a bit!

Dude, you better put the foil back on your head and watch out for the black helicopters. Also, remember to check for the tracking device implanted behind the invisible barcode tattoo that the secret mind control police implanted during your short stay at Area 51 performing sexual favors for the aliens from Andromeda...

steaksauce

asshat

Yeah, right. Anyone that sprays about their sexual prowess and/or ability to attract women is full of shit. Go back to wackin' it over at Bangbus.com

Dude, forget about all of the "Swingers" bullshit. Just call her and be cool. Don't play fucking games and don't profess your undying love to her on your second date. Also, since she's a redhead, keep a gas mask handy for when you go down on her-chances are she'll give new meaning to the saying "smells like a tuna boat."

Yeah, they have really stinky crotches.

first one sucked balls, the second one kicked ass.

Bill would fine those who wear low-rise jeans BATON ROUGE, LA. - How low can you go? A lawmaker has filed a bill in the Legislature that would ban people from wearing low-slung pants below the waist, thus "exposing skin or intimate clothing." State Representative Derrick Shepherd got tired of catching glimpses of boxer shorts and G-strings over the low-slung belt lines of young adults. His bill would punish anyone caught wearing low-riding pants with a fine of as much as $500 or as many as six months in jail, or both. An ACLU spokesman says the bill goes too far. He says: "I can think of a lot of workers, plumbers, who are working and expose their buttocks." Not a pretty picture. http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0423lowrise23-ON.html

This website has some good current route info: http://www.shastaavalanche.org/reports.htm You probably don't need to rope up for either route (especially Sargents), although it really depends upon your skill/comfort level.

I am a barely used tool, do you think she would take a picture holding my shaft?

How about these guys? Do they get you all "hot and bothered?"

I can't believe how many people in my area gave to Howard Dean, even considering how "liberal" my city is.

I'll take seconds!

You ever give it a shake and find that little dribble ends up on the front of your shorts? I hate it when that happens.

How the hell did this turn from a thread fantasizing about plugging a couple of Bushes to a goddamn pissing match about abortion? Anyway, my two cents: All of you bible banging fire and brimstone fucking Rapture obsessed god squad holier than thou jesus freaks need to mind your own business. If you don't believe abortion is right, don't have one or don't impregnate a woman who might have one. That is a decision for you and your mate to decide. I don't give a damn what you do, just don't try to impose your morals on the rest of us. You do not and should not have the right to tell a woman what to do with her body, period. If you don't believe in the right to privacy, you can take your seat on the nuckle dragger wagon with your buddy Robert Bork. You deserve each other. You are free to continue worshipping your invisible man while the rest of us do our own thing. I won't intrude on your right to believe in Jesus, Buddha, Allah, 8' tall aliens with 7 eyes, or any other deity as long as you leave the rest of us alone.

Back to the original topic: Hmmm.....TWO Bushes at the same time?

"Cantalupo, 60, died while attending a McDonald's franchisee convention in Orlando, Florida." "Cantalupo helped develop the company's anti-obesity campaign, a recent push to promote healthier menu choices and exercise" Can you honestly say that you expected the dude to drop dead of a heart attack in front of McDonald's franchise owners? I think that meets the requirement of "incongruity between what is expected and what actually happens." There is such a thing as "subtle irony."

You fucking potheads are a bunch of goddamn losers. Grow up and get a fucking life.

McDonald's CEO Dies, Successor Named Mon Apr 19, 2004 04:24 PM ET By Deborah Cohen CHICAGO (Reuters) - McDonald's Corp. (MCD.N: Quote, Profile, Research) Chairman and Chief Executive Jim Cantalupo, credited with recently turning around the iconic American fast-food company, died on Monday of an apparent heart attack, and the company named a successor within hours. McDonald's appointed Australian Charlie Bell, the 43-year-old chief operating officer who had been seen as heir apparent, to replace Cantalupo as its first non-American CEO. Cantalupo, 60, died while attending a McDonald's franchisee convention in Orlando, Florida. The death of a chief executive known for his affable personality and high energy shocked restaurant operators attending the meeting, which is held every two years. "He was such a beloved character," said one McDonald's operator in attendance, who declined to be named. "People were actually crying." Cantalupo came out of retirement in early 2003 to take the helm of the world's largest restaurant company after former CEO Jack Greenberg resigned under pressure. Company representatives declined to comment on Cantalupo's health history. He was taken to a local hospital early in the morning and died there, McDonald's spokesman Walt Riker said. Cantalupo's death comes as McDonald's is faced with defining its role in a growing obesity crisis, which has attracted some lawsuits blaming the company and the fast-food industry. Cantalupo helped develop the company's anti-obesity campaign, a recent push to promote healthier menu choices and exercise. McDonald's stock pared some early losses after slumping more than 3 percent on concern over who would take the helm of an empire that spans 119 countries and some 30,000 hamburger restaurants, as well the Boston Market and Chipotle chains. The company also named Andrew McKenna, 74, its presiding director, as nonexecutive chairman. McKenna, chairman and chief executive of printer Schwarz Paper Co., reached board retirement age at 73 but was asked to stay on during the company's turnaround. He joined the board in 1991. Full Story: http://www.reuters.com/financeNewsArticle.jhtml?type=businessNews&storyID=4869773

"You're going to make a wonderful father."