You may have remebered it like that after all the copious amounts of alcohol that we consumed, but this is what I recall:
Porter: "Hey Ken, is that a guy or a chick I can't tell."
Me: "I am not sure." sip form beer.
Pax: "Fuck, Arrgh Fucking Slack Porter!!! Arrrgghhhh!!!" with a lot of heavy breathing.
Porter, fumbling around with the slack.
Me: "Dude I think it is rope drag." yelling up to Pax, trying to cover for Porter, "Way to stick with it."