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The resonance emitting from The Fifth Force cave at index is such that I have a strong inclination to hang pig carcasses from the wall.

You don't have to be THAT OLD to be a trad climber...

I thought this thread was going to read: "I am sick of all your silly antics. I am going back to (insert other website).com Bye Bye, Peter"

I could be into going for another weekend. See how the week shapes up.

Mexico. Potrero Chico in Jan. Cheap. Awesome. Spring, Early summer: New River Gorge. Cheap camping close to the climbing and low cost of living. Amazing climbing My $.02

Indoor soccer's huge, too.

Personally, I think the best one was the GymRats article, here's an excerpt: "Like outdoor climbers, we gym rats have a highly developed culture, which exists in it's purest form in gym caves, where rat deities are born of overhangs and high v-grades. Cave rats have two defining characteristics: We are prone to worship fellow rats who send v-hard, and we never climb alone. We travel in packs, to ensure appropriate spots, to secure inter-group beta, and to maximize fun. The pack serves a fourth, all-important purpose - it wards off wandering beta-wolves." This is critical stuff for any indoor climber.

work the stem use longer runners on those stoppers try that new BillSimpkins device on that flake

Wow! Just got the first issue of this mag, and IT ROCKS! There's some sweet pics of bulging pecs, wicked sloper moves and sick contortion, as well as some hotties on some v-hards! Gym climbers just don't get enough zine time, but we're out there now! It's ABOUT TIME!! The text covers important issues like: What is the best chalkball? The best way to clean holds. Dustmasks: Yes or No ? The fine art of gym sandbagging. Best regional gyms. And on-fire arguments like: Crimpers for the regulars, or jugs for the moderates?

I used to have a 1959 Hillman Minx...

I have a zero offset hanging from mine. Used once.

That would make you the crankcase, then?

nice try, WA is the little weak sister of BC OREGON IS KING I bow to your .05 deposit, O Great One.

That's beautiful, man. Please stay away.

Thank you for the reiteration.

Words from the old days you never use any more. I canonly think of one, but it sticks: KIPE "Can I "kipe" a smoke?" Discuss.

Piss off, wanker. I'll give ya a Bob Massage for Xmas, if you don't be nice.

It's only an avatar thread if at least tree Trask avatar personas show.

Can't stay up late enough... no energy...must sleep...

I heard one today: What is the difference between a oyster-schucking epileptic and a whore with dysentery? One schucks between fits...

It was 18 degrees in The Ham this morning when I went to work. Beat the old record by a margin. You all are tough for goin out there

Sems like we've gotten SouthCentral, all of a sudden

Smiff-cranking fool this weekend!!!

Chill on my PARD???!!!!! You want a smackdown, too? I'll give ya a cowboy kick to boot. STFU Newbie