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Here's some Jacko jokes I heard today: Q:What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year-olds? A: There's twenty of them! Q: Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz-to-Men? A: He thought it was a delivery service! Q: What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Pardon me, could you move? You're in my son.

Have fun with the new ice tools! Thanks for chipping up the holds in my cave with them - what a pal!

I would guess that the "#1" score is "378", making 1378? If so, that certainly challenges Dave's 420 claim....

Yo, Dawg! Can't be mackin 'bout dat and not be givin' a bump up to tha sweet granite, Playa!

316.3 Do the graffiti artists mean Reinhold Messner and Yeti?

Roark, I bet you are looking forward to when "CowGirls" opens in Pioneer Square Sidearms only?

There's also a hundred-foot ladder in Seattle that is a blast! And it is hidden pretty well from prying eyes. A few laps up and down that will give you a good workout PM for info

Resurrecting a great thread!! Those cracks are sweet! Downclimbing is a bit harder. The watertower in Volunteer Park is a good traverse, as well.

[ "I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOTO, TOO" "BWAHAHAHAHA!"

How about a state of the ONION address?

The monkey speaks tonight, four days before the Chinese acknowledge his year.

Not today. How about never? Does never work for you?

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams

Fear and Loathing in Aspen?

...and Fern!

These boys are talking their skills to the hills:

Here's a quote for you Muffy: "My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling, but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places." - - Winnie-the Pooh

Let me just check my NEW SMITH ROCK GUIDE here.... Yup, .10a

Sweet! I can belay from the car!

That's an amazing lenticular!

Stupor secret party saturday! Muffy, I'll bring your water bottle. Swimming on sunday in training for Costa Rica in t- 4 weeks