Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! 
I ran over my neighbors 
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! 
Now I'm in all the papers 
  
My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro 
With no insurance to match 
So if I happen to run you down 
Please don't leave a scratch 
  
I ran over some old lady 
One night at the county fair 
And I didn't get arrested 
Because my dad's the mayor 
  
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! 
Donuts on your lawn 
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! 
Tony Orlando and Dawn 
  
When I drive past the kids 
They all spit and cuss 
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro 
And they have to ride the bus 
  
So you'd better get out of my way 
When I come through your yard 
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro 
And an Exxon credit card 
  
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! 
Hey man where ya headed? 
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! 
I'm drunk on unleaded!