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How To Clean Your Toilet Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog

C'mon, folks. I know you got 'em...

Bad bird! No!

Ah, those fleeting 15 lines of fame...

I like techno for gym climbing -usually Crystal Method and a trance/rave mix I have

I got pulled over and almost got a ticket in my 1971 VW Van for going too slow on the freeway on the way to the OCF a number of years back. Just before we ran out of gas cuz we forgot about refueling...

Eventually, as the speech wore on, nature started taking over again...

Great first post!

Excellent article about an amazing athlete. That boy sure can

Give it a rest, Dave...

Nice to see that everyone had a day of gorging themselves...

GF has 3 cats - if they only knew...

Yeah. What he said. Things popped up!

New pet! Woohoo! Sun Conure: smart, friendly, climber, chewer. Est. lifetime 25+ years Welcome, Riley!

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= Bring it, Beeyotch!

Geology? That's a myth! I checked it out on christiansnopes.com!

Anderson is what is known as a "young-Earth creationist" -- people who largely interpret the Bible literally and who see the Earth as 6,000 to 10,000 years old.

The freeway, 120' to the east of me. The cars hiss by my window Like the waves down on the beach The cars hiss by my window Like the waves down on the beach I got this girl beside me But she's out of reach Headlight through my window Shinin' on the wall Headlight through my window Shinin' on the wall Can't hear my baby Though I called and called Yeah, right Woo! Windows started tremblin' With a sonic boom Windows started tremblin' With a sonic boom, boom A cold girl'll kill you In a darkened room Yeah, woo Ride Ride on Weooooo! Wawa, eooo! Oooo, owa, owaaa! Wa, waaaaea! Ooo, wa, wa, wa, wa, waa! Uh-huh

Nope! Adult Swim fan friend! I like the grandpa with the "I'm Alive!" sign

Maybe they were doing the subtler game of crushing handshake

Man, I miss the combatative debates of yore, this shit's weak as third soak tea. Couldn't they put a referee in instead of a moderator?

Kerry just got the crowd to laugh, something Bush seems to be having a hard time doing