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Johhny Depp is the upper right, fitting right in.

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How about one that says "I survived a 9-day alpine trip with Mike Layton and all I got was this stupid wifebeater". And a drawing similar to this:

This really should be moved to spray.

How did he fit himself in a TR3

Aren't we?

Not a nice image, in my mind...

"A Life" by Edward Abbey, is really good, too. (as is anything he wrote, pretty much.)

and not so straight, he's much squigglier.

yep. The red x, htat's him alright.

Ha ha ha haaaa ha Ha ha ha haaaa ha I know this much is true.

Really bad ingrown hairs?

Wow. I had to sleep that one off!

Always carry an extra wired.

nippilation!

That's a great book. A new perspective on baseball!

In a litiginous society, it seems this is inevitable. Unfortunately, peoples emotional response supercedes the impact of their actions. What ever happened to personal responsibility?

Wedged booty

An excerpt for Dru (from Bryson's book): "For animals that need never surface, obscurity may be even more tantalizing. Consider the fabled giant squid. Though nthing on the scale of the blue whale, it is a decidedly substantial animal, with eyes the size of soccer balls and trailing tentacles that can reach lengths of sixty feet. It weighs nearly a ton and is earth's largest invertebrate. I f you dump one in a normal household swimming pool, there wouldn't be much room for anything else. Yet no scientist-no person as far as we know-has ever seen a giant squid alive. Zoologists have devoted careers to trying to capture, or just glimpse living giant squid and have always failed. They are mostly known from being washed up on beaches-particularly, for unknown reasons, the beaches of the south island of New Zealand. They must exist in large numbers because they form a central part of the sperm whales diet, and sperm whales take a lot of feeding.* *The indigestible parts of giant squid, in particular their beaks, accumulate in sperm whales' stomach into the substance known as ambergris, which is used as a fixative in perfumes. The next time you spray on Chanel #5 (assuming you do), you may wish to reflect that you are dousing yourself in distillate of unseen sea monster."

Let's hear 'em. We're talking top 5. I'm about 2/3 of the way through "A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson. Amazing book! Others: "The Immortal Class: Bike Messengers and the Cult of Human Power" Travis Hugh Culley "The Four Agreements" Don Miguel Ruiz The Tao of Health, Sex and Longevity" Daniel P. Reid

That's awesome.

What's Up, Tom! Good job! -Erik

"here I go again on my own walking down the only road I've ever known" "I'll stop the world and melt with you"