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On it's way to you via DHL, Luke:

personally, I believe the much debated nalgene is his office pee bottle. Wouldn't you want a wide-mouth Nalgene for that?

It is called a "spoof".

Teleportation device in my place with connections to all of my favorite climbing areas.

No need. It's limestone, and pretty much everything decent is bolted.

Hey Luke! Consider wearing a climbing helmet. Many boulderers go bareheaded, but for safety, you might want to protect your head ...and I got you mittens on a string for Christmas so you won't lose them!

Gawd, I don't even want to know if that is ass-hair or need-of-anal-bleaching.

Oly'd rather have a reach-around than a turn-around, anyway.

The restraining order also cites that when David would say "I", he was actually talking about "we" to her personally.

Those were good time. Thanks for bringin' the druggie days back!!!

Thin air will do that to ya in the corporate world...

doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! I grew up in the fish processing business, and that is a WEIRD fishmouth. Kinda looks like Olyclimber after a good slam. GASPING FOR AIR!!! LOL!

"Things sure have come a long way, Chief!"

"What a pal!"

That's a decent ruling, indecent as it may be.

Hey! It ain't easy bein' easy! Just ask Dru!

Nice.

AlpinFox on a classic, 4 minute hike from camp:

La La Laaaaaa!

Red Green would appreciate that.

'Oprah' is one of the code names that he uses to speak to her. I can't believe she found a lawyer as crazy as her.

Gives new meaning to 'bat hooks'.

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I leave for Joshua Tree the day after Xmas for TWO WEEKS !

Jack Osborne, son of 'Prince of Darkness' Ozzie, has just completed the Salathe Wall, and by all accounts is "hooked on climbing". He kicked alcohol and drugs on celebrity detox, and lost around 100 lbs before and during the process.