kitten

My neighbor told this to me last week. I can remember this little corny joke - but nothing else that is any better. Question: How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Answer: Add a little BOOGIE to it!

There is truth to everything that we let leave our mouths...

Ahhhh come on I know you are a sucker for punishment

Trask has some issues and fantasies about 'sheep in pink shorts for breakfast'! Do you REALLY want to know more???? It could disturb you for life

Yes we can be great at making you live 'in hell'. Maybe you should go back to the WHY thread....

My mom gave me this book about 'Reading Into Your Dreams". I will have to bring it with me next week and help you analyze your dreams or nightmares.

Ohhhh myyyy goshhhh....

Rumr ~ I was only having a little fun! But it is probably good not to get on any females list You should know

I had some pretty stange dreams last night. Nothing about love or big kittys I think is was the ice cream that I ate before bed! Chocolate chip mint from B&R. Yummmmmyyyy....

beer Chocolate, red wine, & sex is a trio I could live with daily!

I failed finger painting. Nobody could understand my point of view.

Sounds like a man I use to live with.....

Maybe you should start over in preschool & learn to share

Who said that forgiving or sacrificing does not involve thinking? They are decisions that would take a lot of thought and determination. They are two acts that don't come easy in our society. It is a "ME" or "I" world and the 'greater good' is often forgotten - such as the "WE" of marriage and family. I personally find it very sad and disappointing

Trask are you saying ALL women suck at driving? I would agree with MOST! Especially the gals in SUVs that can't see a damn thing and cut you off. Oops - sorry...............

Oh man here we go again! Why why why why why........................

Damn that Dr. Phil. He maybe right for once. Hmmmmm If you are married - this may hold true for you

Floyd? That looks like my brother

Sorry to say it, kitten, but that was just plain idiotic. While I don't normally subscribe to paternalistic law enforcement objectives (like speed limits and no parking zones), it's a proven fact that wearing a seat belt reduces injuries/fatalities in auto accidents. Add an $86 hit for not wearing one, and it's just plain stupid not to. Do the math! I would NOT disagree with you! If you knew me - you would know that 99% of the time I have the thing on. Or I am telling everyone else to wear thiers. I was driving from the small market to the Chevron - and it 200 feet. Not a good excuse - I know

Hey man - sorry I missed you last night. I got called into work.... ick.... Maybe next week You on???

You needin' a little attention

My mom is pretty much clueless about the real danger - so am I... It is surprising because she always watches the ECO challenge and talks about how crazy that stuff is. They do some crazy things in that competition.

I agree with the man - pay the flippin' ticket. You wanna climb anytime in Canada? Pay it. It sucks - but you were the one that has to admit you broke thier laws. I had to pay $50 for not having a damn trailhead parking permit in Leavonworth. AND I also got a ticket that same morning for not wearing a seatbelt. DAMN THE MAN

I may regret bringing this back up, but what the hell. Again, I will say that the definition of 'selfless' and 'selfish' have been bastardized; mainly by mainstream religion. What is the 'self'? It is your essence, your mind, your spirit; those unique things that make up YOU. To be selfless would be to deny those things. True 'selflessness' is denial of your mind and a betrayal of that which makes up your set of ideals and precepts. If it is within your person to be forgiving, that is not selfless, it is selfish; defining 'selfish' as being true to yourself and your ideals. In your example, regardless of expectations, one stands to gain, or hopes to gain, some benefit from their action of forgiveness. Yes? Therefore, forgiveness is a selfish act. There is nothing wrong with selfishness when defined this way. 'Society' (another dubiously bastardized word) has taken it's own meaning of 'selfish' and preached the evils of living for yourself instead of some ethereal 'greater good' of all people. You make a good argument. TO EACH HIS OWN! Some will believe what is in thier hearts, thier minds, or what others tell them. Each one of us has our own time and process to figure shit out

I am quite happy without friends. I talk to people all day in my business and the last thing I want after work is to talk to someone else, or have people dropping over. Even on the weekends I prefer to be alone. I have some women friends that spend time with me, but that's different. I love my basically solitary life....wouldn't have it any other way. Besides, I have you guys to bug. That's right - trask is never alone. He has his computer